Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[Captante]

Many expensive ones contain the magic blue variety!

 

[Sonikku]

https://imgur.com/aXE0gah

 

[nCred]

https://imgur.com/aXE0gah

That's when you know the air pollution is getting really bad.

 

[Skel]

https://imgur.com/aXE0gah

To this day I wonder how that made it past editing.

 

[HomerJS]

https://imgur.com/aXE0gah

Why would they tell him to sweep the air?

 

[BudAshes]

Why would they tell him to sweep the air?

To avoid noise/dust that it would create.

 

[KMFJD]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1435365609882087425

 

[GunGuy]

Oops

 

[KMFJD]

https://giant.gfycat.com/JauntyUnawareHuman.mp4

Pet Sloth?

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[dank69]

 

[kage69]

I know they say alligators can have shitty attitudes, but damn.

 

[highland145]

What would Frank say about sky worms?

 

[Captante]

Sorry no cats this time... also a bit of a more serious tone.

 

[Artorias]

I know they say alligators can have shitty attitudes, but damn.

Man on the left bails on the female. Lol.

It took another guy to step to distract it.

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[Spacehead]

 

[SKORPI0]

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Duct Tape.
They should have slipped that large (made to order) marble near the front edge of the vanity/cabinet and tilt it from there, not lift it.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Duct Tape.
They should have slipped that large (made to order) marble near the front edge of the vanity/cabinet and tilt it from there, not lift it.

Not letting the customer order a foot thick slab that was like 20 sq ft would have been a good idea too.

 

[highland145]

Not letting the customer order a foot thick slab that was like 20 sq ft would have been a good idea too.

Lol... contractor should have expressed himself.

 

[IronWing]

The guy in the middle, it’s his fault. He tries to hold it from the top, lets it slip, so the guy at the far end catches all the weight at the worst point of his lift.

Oh well, the customer was spared an ugly and useless countertop.

 

[[DHT]Osiris]

Oh well, the customer was spared an ugly and useless countertop.

And radioactive. Don't forget radioactive.