Penne does suck. The shape really does make it nasty. Rotini ALL THE WAY.
Run away!
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Pasta is poverty food. The only function of pasta is to add empty calories to the stuff that tastes good and is better for you. Skip the pasta and eat the good parts. Arguing about pasta is like arguing about store brand sandwich cookies: even people on Jerry Springer had more pride.uh, that's not the point, or you stopped reading, because you're a fucking lazy dilettante.
It's about (smooth) penne lisce vs penne rigate. Penne rigate, is without any argument from any humans anywhere, the best, perfect pasta, for all needs met: meaty ragus, fresh, summery oily dishes, seafood, ....all of the things. It handles them all. No other pasta does this. You try to claim otherwise, you can come fight me you little shit. Because You. Are. Wrong, and you will be proven wrong with my fists!
If this is the course of action that you choose from now. You better decide, numbnuts, because you just declared war on human decency and achievement. Because no past defeats penne rigate. None. It defies physics to claim otherwise.
The meme is correct, and yet you agreed with it by rejecting what it argues. You didn't read. You didn't even try. You came out here unloaded, trying to fluff your shit up, and you just stumbled into a war that you aren't prepared for, son.
The penne rigate is coming to fucking get you.
I WILL INDEED request a trial by combat because penne rigate DOES SUCK. Those ridges ruin everything, including plain old pasta sauce. Rotini, farfalle, fusilli, macaroni, down the chute with no complaint. But penne rigate...even my starch addict self becomes nauseous at too much.uh, that's not the point, or you stopped reading, because you're a fucking lazy dilettante.
It's about (smooth) penne lisce vs penne rigate. Penne rigate, is without any argument from any humans anywhere, the best, perfect pasta, for all needs met: meaty ragus, fresh, summery oily dishes, seafood, ....all of the things. It handles them all. No other pasta does this. You try to claim otherwise, you can come fight me you little shit. Because You. Are. Wrong, and you will be proven wrong with my fists!
If this is the course of action that you choose from now. You better decide, numbnuts, because you just declared war on human decency and achievement. Because no past defeats penne rigate. None. It defies physics to claim otherwise.
The meme is correct, and yet you agreed with it by rejecting what it argues. You didn't read. You didn't even try. You came out here unloaded, trying to fluff your shit up, and you just stumbled into a war that you aren't prepared for, son.
The penne rigate is coming to fucking get you.
Double checked with my italian friends and they concur. Penne liesce is a scourge.uh, that's not the point, or you stopped reading, because you're a fucking lazy dilettante.
It's about (smooth) penne lisce vs penne rigate. Penne rigate, is without any argument from any humans anywhere, the best, perfect pasta, for all needs met: meaty ragus, fresh, summery oily dishes, seafood, ....all of the things. It handles them all. No other pasta does this. You try to claim otherwise, you can come fight me you little shit. Because You. Are. Wrong, and you will be proven wrong with my fists!
If this is the course of action that you choose from now. You better decide, numbnuts, because you just declared war on human decency and achievement. Because no past defeats penne rigate. None. It defies physics to claim otherwise.
The meme is correct, and yet you agreed with it by rejecting what it argues. You didn't read. You didn't even try. You came out here unloaded, trying to fluff your shit up, and you just stumbled into a war that you aren't prepared for, son.
The penne rigate is coming to fucking get you.
they vote. and they own politicians.
that's a pentacostal gathering, isn't it?
So what did they say about Penne rigate?Double checked with my italian friends and they concur. Penne liesce is a scourge.