Hmmm...
I think 10 is way too large of a option so I will go with 6:
1: The tv since you can choose what channels and that removes the porn and dvd's as being a choice although I would hope it comes with a dvr also .
2: I would pick the computer provided it get's upgraded once every year or so or broken parts replaced otherwise it becomes useless and that replaces a lot of the other picks like paper or books easily with the internet connection.
3: Internet modem unless you can use the phone somehow for a slower connection if the phone plan comes with unlimited data.
4: How does the yard work and how would you refill the pool but if it's a decent size yard with sunlight and fresh air that would be another choice.
5: Japanese school girl as you can teach her english and other choices are not as important as tyra banks is annoying, sasha grey would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway or std's, and the 10/10 blonde sounds like a lesbian and you wouldn't get any.
6: The 3 pizza's a day, even if it's impossible to eat that much each day, as the other options would not work as the McDonalds and the 2 plates is not enough food for two people as you have to share with the hotty.
The sub's is a close call as there is a lot more variety and maybe just enough food for two people if you include the gruel so it's between them and the pizza.