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andylawcc

Lifer
Mar 9, 2000
18,183
3
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Artist has gremlins and gnomes confused. I blame South Park.

Anyway, I wonder what nationality the artist is? At one point she (he?) spells police as "polis." At another point, tangerine seeds are called "stones."

not a bad comic strip after all
 

Gibsons

Lifer
Aug 14, 2001
12,530
35
91

hm
Some of you don't know about Debbie, since you don't have to deal with radio stations and record companies the way people from The Real World do, but you ought to find out about her, just in case you decide to visit later.

Debbie is thirteen years old. Her parents like to think of themselves as Average, God-fearing American White Folk. her Dad belongs to a corrupt union of some sort and is, as we might suspect, a lazy, incompetent, overpaid, ignorant son-of-a-bitch.

Her mother is a sexually maladjusted mercenary shrew who lives to spend her husband's paycheck on ridiculous clothes to make her look 'younger.'

Debbie is incredibly stupid. She has been raised to respect the values and traditions which her parents hold sacred. Sometimes she dreams about being kissed by a lifeguard.

When people from the Secret Office Where They Run Everything From found out about Debbie they were thrilled. She was perfect. She was hopeless. She was their kind of girl.

She was immediately chosen to become the Archtypical Imaginary Pop Music Consumer & Ultimate Arbiter of Musical Taste for the Entire Nation from that moment on, everything musical in this country would have to be modified to conform to what they computer to be her needs and desires.

Debbie's "taste" determined the size, shape and color of all music broadcast and sold in the United States during the latter part of the twentieth century. Eventually she grew up to be just like her mother, and married a guy just like her Dad. She has somehow managed to reproduce herself. The people in The Secret Office have their eye on her daughter at this very moment.

Now, as a serious American composer, should Debbie really concern you? I think so. Since Debbie prefers only short songs with lyrics about boy-girl relationships, sung by persons of indeterminate sex, wearing S&M clothing, and because there is Large Money involved, the major record companies (which a few years ago occasionally risked investment in recordings of new works) have all but shut down their classical divisions, seldom recording new music.
 

Dr. Zaus

Lifer
Oct 16, 2008
11,764
347
126
Some of you don't know about Debbie, since you don't have to deal with radio stations and record companies the way people from The Real World do, but you ought to find out about her, just in case you decide to visit later.

Debbie is thirteen years old. Her parents like to think of themselves as Average, God-fearing American White Folk. her Dad belongs to a corrupt union of some sort and is, as we might suspect, a lazy, incompetent, overpaid, ignorant son-of-a-bitch.

Her mother is a sexually maladjusted mercenary shrew who lives to spend her husband's paycheck on ridiculous clothes to make her look 'younger.'

Debbie is incredibly stupid. She has been raised to respect the values and traditions which her parents hold sacred. Sometimes she dreams about being kissed by a lifeguard.

When people from the Secret Office Where They Run Everything From found out about Debbie they were thrilled. She was perfect. She was hopeless. She was their kind of girl.

She was immediately chosen to become the Archtypical Imaginary Pop Music Consumer & Ultimate Arbiter of Musical Taste for the Entire Nation from that moment on, everything musical in this country would have to be modified to conform to what they computer to be her needs and desires.

Debbie's "taste" determined the size, shape and color of all music broadcast and sold in the United States during the latter part of the twentieth century. Eventually she grew up to be just like her mother, and married a guy just like her Dad. She has somehow managed to reproduce herself. The people in The Secret Office have their eye on her daughter at this very moment.

Now, as a serious American composer, should Debbie really concern you? I think so. Since Debbie prefers only short songs with lyrics about boy-girl relationships, sung by persons of indeterminate sex, wearing S&M clothing, and because there is Large Money involved, the major record companies (which a few years ago occasionally risked investment in recordings of new works) have all but shut down their classical divisions, seldom recording new music.


-Frank Zappa

 

phucheneh

Diamond Member
Jun 30, 2012
7,306
5
0
No, it's just a kitten, what do you expect? It's only been in the world for a few weeks. What do you expect from it?

...more importantly, there's something in the milk. It's obviously digging for some kind of treat at the bottom of the bowl.

As is often the case, 'animal doing something cute' = 'animal someone is kinda being a douche to.'
 
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