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[MagickMan]

I hope she doesn't, no kid needs that stupid skank as a mother.

 

[KeithTalent]

Cat.exe is no longer responding.

Hahaha, love it.

KT

 

[Bob the Coder]

Same joke, different pic

Neither of which is remotely original.

 

[Ichinisan]

Neither of which is remotely original.

 

[Coulrophobia]

My sister is pregnant I can't wait to find out if I am the father or uncle!

 

[HN]

My sister is pregnant I can't wait to find out if I am the father or uncle!

you could be both!

 

[disappoint]

My sister is pregnant, which one of you virgins is....ahahaha none of you are the father, haha cause ... haha there's no way... ahahahaha

 

[Sonikku]

If my sister ever became pregnant I may actually have to ponder this question. :hmm:

 

[Pheran]

If my sister ever became pregnant I may actually have to ponder this question. :hmm:

LOL, Sonikku finally brought some value to this otherwise lame joke.

 

[HN]

Lorenzo Lamas' wife will give birth to their grandchild

 

[dave_the_nerd]

Lorenzo Lamas' wife will give birth to their grandchild

Okay, well that's... actually...

Meh. I'm okay with that.

 

[DownTheSky]

Okay, well that's... actually...

Meh. I'm okay with that.

So his son in law had his load in both his wife and his daughter. :thumbsup:

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I never heard of this guy until your post so I watched that video and a couple more on YouTube and he's pretty damn good. I actually enjoyed his gun control video even though I don't agree with him and some of his arguments are pretty silly. I'll definitely have to check out more of his stuff though, thanks for the heads up.

:thumbsup:

I got a chance to see him live; great show. I was a huge fan of his HBO special "I Swear to God," which includes an extended (and very blasphemous) take on organized religion. Towards the end it devolves into ridiculing Noah's Ark and the general problems we've run into trying to keep pandas in captivity. So at the show, there were dozens of people wearing custom-made t-shirts with "Aren't pandas a bunch of cunts?" printed on them. It's rare to see large numbers of people in shirts with the c-word on them, and I live in a fairly liberal city. But I guess panda-bashing can bring everyone together.

He's got a number of stand-up specials available on Netflix. You should check them out.

 

[KeithTalent]

I never heard of this guy until your post so I watched that video and a couple more on YouTube and he's pretty damn good. I actually enjoyed his gun control video even though I don't agree with him and some of his arguments are pretty silly. I'll definitely have to check out more of his stuff though, thanks for the heads up.

Jim Jeffries is fucking awesome. You should check out Legit; only one season unfortunately, but it's really cool.

KT

 

[phucheneh]

I remember watching one his specials on Netflix at a buddy's house.

We both thought he was great, but we also were wondering if he was completely shitfaced...is he known for doing standup while sloshed?

Basically, it was 'can't tell if black-out drunk or just Australian...'

 

[raasco]

Jim Jeffries is fucking awesome. You should check out Legit; only one season unfortunately, but it's really cool.



KT

There were two, but the second one might not be available yet.

 

[KeithTalent]

There were two, but the second one might not be available yet.

Ah right, it was the third season they did not get. Duh.

KT

 

[Atomic Playboy]

I remember watching one his specials on Netflix at a buddy's house.

We both thought he was great, but we also were wondering if he was completely shitfaced...is he known for doing standup while sloshed?

Basically, it was 'can't tell if black-out drunk or just Australian...'

During "I Swear to God" he drinks three pints of beer in the space of a one hour show. He has a stand-up special called "Alcoholocaust." So, yeah, he was probably drunk. That said, when I saw him live he said doctors had warned him that his liver was dangerously oversized and he needed to stop drinking, so his more recent shows have been of the sober variety.

 

[shortylickens]

What the fuck?

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/ne...riving-himself-to-hospital-in-suspect-pickup/

 

[manimal]

http://i.imgur.com/G3GB5OO.gifv

part 2

 

[jagec]

I actually enjoyed his gun control video even though I don't agree with him and some of his arguments are pretty silly.

Seriously, why do we bother putting these comedians in charge of writing laws in the first place?

 

[BrunoPuntzJones]

What the fuck?

http://latino.foxnews.com/latino/ne...riving-himself-to-hospital-in-suspect-pickup/

The Joker really let himself go.

 

[Stopsignhank]

I guess Bruce Jenner could post this. It is all a matter of when the baby is born and how far along the process he/she is.

 

[MongGrel]

I guess Bruce Jenner could post this. It is all a matter of when the baby is born and how far along the process he/she is.

Every thing is getting Woody Allen around here

 

[MongGrel]

During "I Swear to God" he drinks three pints of beer in the space of a one hour show. He has a stand-up special called "Alcoholocaust." So, yeah, he was probably drunk. That said, when I saw him live he said doctors had warned him that his liver was dangerously oversized and he needed to stop drinking, so his more recent shows have been of the sober variety.

Going to have to check this guy out.

*checks liver*

*not gone yet, maybe close, onward*

*Edit* I like him all ready.