Jesus's middle name is Hume! Caution: Some NSFW images within!

[OutHouse]

Second best joke ever

http://imgur.com/gallery/pFdjx

I don't get it

 

[Jodell88]

 

[Printer Bandit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss8RdZLPCvs

 

[Jeff7]

Yes, wave something at the train. Those things can stop almost instantly if they really want to.

...assuming the car has the density of a neutron star.



(Though honestly, the stopping distance in the video is shorter than I was expecting.)

 

[shortylickens]

I don't get it

I do.

And I'm not going to explain it.
Its better you dont know.

 

[William Gaatjes]

 

[Jodell88]

 

[destrekor]

aww man

 

[PingviN]

:biggrin:

 

[tynopik]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ss8RdZLPCvs

standing right there is pointless, he should have gone up the track to give the train driver more warning

 

[lxskllr]

standing right there is pointless, he should have gone up the track to give the train driver more warning

Instead of walking a mile or two up the tracks, he could have just pushed the car off.

 

[Blitzvogel]

Instead of walking a mile or two up the tracks, he could have just pushed the car off.

The top of the crossing was too tall, holding the underside of the limo.

 

[lxskllr]

The top of the crossing was too tall, holding the underside of the limo.

I saw that. With sufficient time, there's always a solution. If the train's in sight, there's no time.

 

[Jodell88]

 

[destrekor]

The top of the crossing was too tall, holding the underside of the limo.

I think the idea here is that, if they would have had the time to walk up track a mile or two, they would have had plenty of time to work together (looks like a sizable group) to both lift and push the back end. Depending on total group strength, perhaps not enough to prevent scraping/damaging the undercarriage - but that sounds a hell of a lot better than the alternative.

 

[runzwithsizorz]

A teacher asks her class, 'If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?'
She calls on little Johnny. He replies, 'None, they all fly away with the first gun shot'
The teacher replies 'The correct answer is 4, but I like the way you think.'
Then Little Johnny says 'I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream:
One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream.
The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone.
The third is biting off the top of the ice cream.
Which one is married?'
The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, 'Well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone'
To which Little Johnny replied, 'The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like the way you think.

 

[John Connor]

Well mod, I thought the pic was cute, but you deleted it?

 

[IronWing]

Found this while searching for video for another thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR4OOjDr0w8
Not funny, but very cool.

 

[CZroe]

standing right there is pointless, he should have gone up the track to give the train driver more warning

Probably wasn't obvious where the train was coming from or even that one was coming until minutes earlier.

 

[CZroe]

Pretty sure I recognize it (Hellsing: Search and Destroy; an anime), but I don't get it.

 

[skyking]

Found this while searching for video for another thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR4OOjDr0w8
Not funny, but very cool.

Check out the boulders rolling in this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwwjl6ke9Qs

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Sarah Jessica Parker movies make no sense to me.

:awe:
:thumbsup:

 

[Anubis]

 

[Fritzo]

Found this while searching for video for another thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR4OOjDr0w8
Not funny, but very cool.

My ass looked like that about 15 minutes ago. My stomach is killing me

 

[andy04]