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mnewsham

Lifer
Oct 2, 2010
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A Jewish guy walks into a temple, goes straight over to the rabbi, and says: "Rabbi, I've got a problem. I have a son and I did everything that I could to raise him in the faith. I made him come to temple with me on Saturdays. He attended Hebrew school a few days a week after regular school, he had a bar mitzvah, I sent him on a trip to Israel... All this, and yesterday he comes to me and says that he wants to convert and be a christian!"
The rabbi replies: "You know, it's funny that you should come to me about this! I too have a son that I did all I could to raise in the faith. He went to Hebrew school, attended Saturday services, had a bar mitzvah, took trips to Israel... all of it. He too came to me and said that he wanted to convert and become a christian."
"Well what did you do?" The man asks.
The rabbi says "I asked God about it."
"Well, what did God say?"
God said: "You know it's funny that you should come to me about this!"
 

master_shake_

Diamond Member
May 22, 2012
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A Jewish guy walks into a temple, goes straight over to the rabbi, and says: "Rabbi, I've got a problem. I have a son and I did everything that I could to raise him in the faith. I made him come to temple with me on Saturdays. He attended Hebrew school a few days a week after regular school, he had a bar mitzvah, I sent him on a trip to Israel... All this, and yesterday he comes to me and says that he wants to convert and be a christian!"
The rabbi replies: "You know, it's funny that you should come to me about this! I too have a son that I did all I could to raise in the faith. He went to Hebrew school, attended Saturday services, had a bar mitzvah, took trips to Israel... all of it. He too came to me and said that he wanted to convert and become a christian."
"Well what did you do?" The man asks.
The rabbi says "I asked God about it."
"Well, what did God say?"
God said: "You know it's funny that you should come to me about this!"

 

lxskllr

No Lifer
Nov 30, 2004
57,659
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What's the funny shorty? Looks reasonable aside from construction costs. I don't know how they came up with their numbers, but that design is exponentially more expensive than a simple crossroads.
 

CZroe

Lifer
Jun 24, 2001
24,195
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What's the funny shorty? Looks reasonable aside from construction costs. I don't know how they came up with their numbers, but that design is exponentially more expensive than a simple crossroads.

This thread is as much about cool/interesting pics as funny ones. It's why we have cool slo-mo lightning pics and spiders coming out of ears and such.
 

Ichinisan

Lifer
Oct 9, 2002
28,298
1,234
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I'm so glad they're putting a round-about in the most effed-up intersection in my town. It's going to be much better. The new one is probably 1/8th of a mile from the first round-about in my town, and that was a huge success. Still, ignorant fools complain about roundabouts and don't know how they work.
 
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