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[balloonshark]

Am I gay now?

Only if you made eye contact or tried sitting on a ball or balls.

I think he was trying to express his anal glands. He seemed to be getting advice and support from his dog.

 

[Fritzo]

Only if you made eye contact or tried sitting on a ball or balls.

I think he was trying to express his anal glands. He seemed to be getting advice and support from his dog.

I did look at his toe, because he has this light spot on it and I have the same thing...

 

[Charmonium]

I did look at his toe, because he has this light spot on it and I have the same thing...

Impetigo? Have that on my arms but the contrast isn't as strong and gets mixed in with the freckles.

 

[barreleye]

Impetigo? Have that on my arms but the contrast isn't as strong and gets mixed in with the freckles.

Impetigo is a crusty staph skin infection usually presenting in young children. Vitiligo maybe?

 

[Charmonium]

Impetigo is a crusty staph skin infection usually presenting in young children. Vitiligo maybe?

Yeah, sorry. I always get those confused. Thanks.

 

[Anubis]

 

[ImpulsE69]

Looks like he was trying to shoplift? What is odd is how casual the guy seems after he kicks those crates. Wish it went on a little longer to see what happens when the guy gets up.

 

[John Connor]

You know, I have very little patience for stop action. I even disconnected from the VPN and the damn thing takes forever to load. Anyone got a YouTube clip?

 

[IronWing]

Driving along today, not sure if first world problem so put here instead.

 

[IronWing]

You know, I have very little patience for stop action. I even disconnected from the VPN and the damn thing takes forever to load. Anyone got a YouTube clip?

 

[SketchMaster]

 

[Imp]

Driving along today, not sure if first world problem so put here instead.

...fracking related?

Edit: Okay...

http://www.azgs.az.gov/efv.shtml

 

[highland145]

Political cartoon deleted.

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Forum Director

 

[Bird222]

That's awesome!

 

[Fritzo]

Looks like he was trying to shoplift? What is odd is how casual the guy seems after he kicks those crates. Wish it went on a little longer to see what happens when the guy gets up.

That's where he was saying "This is MY house...you don't steal in MY HOUSE..."

 

[John Connor]

 

[Newbian]

It's almost 2016 yet you are watching commercials makes me sad.

 

[ImpulsE69]

It's almost 2016 yet you are watching commercials makes me sad.

Eh if you ever watch crackle, this commercial comes up all the time.

 

[Ichinisan]

That's the whole idea with that commercial.

It's almost 2016 yet you are watching commercials makes me sad.

I'm pretty sure that one plays on YouTube also.

As commercials go, Geico's are usually entertaining. The other insurance commercials tried to follow suit. Some are just dumb (State Farm) and some of great (Allstate's "Mayhem" commercials). Geico runs several simultaneous campaigns and some do fall flat, but a lot of them are great.

 

[EOM]

wouldn't surprise me one bit if that guy sued the store... story?

 

[IronWing]

wouldn't surprise me one bit if that guy sued the store... story?

I was buying beer and hurrying to the register to make my purchase when this store employee attacked me.

 

[senseamp]

Slip and fall lawsuit coming right up

 

[JackBurton]

I was buying beer and hurrying to the register to make my purchase when this store employee attacked me.

Theif: "I was unarmed and minding my own business when this white store clerk attacked me because I was black."

Store clerk: "He was stealing...and I'm not white"

News story: "White store clerk attacks unarmed black man for no reason. Mother says he was a good boy and on his way to college."

 

[barreleye]

I was buying beer and hurrying to the register to make my purchase when this store employee attacked me.

I was buying beer and hurrying to the register because I didn't want to drop the heavy cases that were painfully digging into my hands to make my purchase when this store employee attacked me.

 

[IronWing]

Best product image evar*!







* for very small values of evar.