I'd go there because they have a sense of humor akin to mine. If they left out the "coffee" from the name, attendance would be mandatory.
Slogans such as
Hot and steamy
Round 'n brown
Another crappy cup of coffee
This coffee is the shit
Ok, I can confirm the hat and pumpkin bucket exist.
Well aren't you a fun guy.
Good life tip: Never trust a guy in camo pants.
Hahahah. My safe word is pineapple juice. What's yours?
They should just go for broke and criminalize poverty in America already.