jewel >>>>>>>>>>>> taylor swift

[darkxshade]

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[darkewaffle]

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Who is even worse than Tayler Swift. Hell she's about par with Amy Winehouse, depends which half of the Hepatitis alphabet you want.

 

[Bateluer]

 

[zinfamous]

Think Jewel only learned guitar at age 18, taught herself, so isn't really fair to compare. Taylor's like the Williams sisters of women's tennis; almost bred to win from a young age minus control-freak parents.

Jewel's hotter, more womanly, but Taylor's already a fashion/trend icon at age 21 (in a month).

stfw? Jewel has more talent in one snaggely tooth than Talyor has in her freakish cabana boy body.

her music is so much better. similar, perhaps...but better.

 

[zinfamous]

Jewel wins in both hotness and talent.

Jewel - Intuition = Jewel getting poppy and sexy mmmm mmmm good.

OK, that was freaking horrible.

very hot, though.

 

[sdifox]

lulz The Australian Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Jewel.

 

[SunnyD]

The difference here is of course that Jewel can't sing worth shit.

 

[Lamont Burns]

i listened to taylor swift on an SNL episode crack her way thru 2 songs. i wouldn't call it singing

 

[alkemyst]

I have a feeling oral with jewel would result in a gnarled shaft.

just saying.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Voted for Taylor since I have all her cds, music videos, tv shows, and interviews. Though Jewel is a close 3rd after Colbie Calait.

Do you know how I know you're gay?

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

stfw? Jewel has more talent in one snaggely tooth than Talyor has in her freakish cabana boy body.

her music is so much better. similar, perhaps...but better.

jewel is more folk/pop.
taylor is country-pop crossover.

 

[preslove]

I don't like either of their music, but Jewel is obviously much more talented, especially live. Those live videos of Taylor are fucking pathetic, whereas all of the videos of Jewel in concert I've seen have been at least respectable.

Jewel is a musician, while Taylor is a pop idol with lame songs and no stage presence.

 

[BoomerD]

What a silly argument. I wouldn't spend a dime to buy the entire life's collection of either of them...but I'd hit them both...one at a time, or both at once. Neither is "drop-dead gorgeous," but each is attractive in their own way.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

The difference here is of course that Jewel can't sing worth shit.

you didin't watch the videos in the OP obviously.

 

[KeithTalent]

:thumbsup:

agree on both points.

jewel = woman

Taylor = little teenybopper angsty girl.

This. Vive la snaggletooth!

KT

 

[JulesMaximus]

I don't like either of their music, but Jewel is obviously much more talented, especially live. Those live videos of Taylor are fucking pathetic, whereas all of the videos of Jewel in concert I've seen have been at least respectable.

Jewel is a musician, while Taylor is a pop idol with lame songs and no stage presence.

Jewel can play guitar and she writes her own music which is a big :thumbsup: IMO.

I honestly couldn't name a single song by Taylor Swift.

 

[zinfamous]

The difference here is of course that Jewel can't sing worth shit.

wat?

 

[zinfamous]

b/c this should be posted here, again, for those that think Jewel sucks, or can't sing.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4a87d48fdd/undercover-karaoke-with-jewel

 

[sdifox]

Jewel sold out on the latest album, sounds just like all the other crap on the airwaves.

 

[PricklyPete]

More talented...absolutely...hotter...I don't know. Taylor Swift isn't a super model...but I think I find her more attractive than Jewel. Jewel does have some nice mamaries though.

 

[AMDZen]

Am I taking her to bed or listening to her music?

Bed = Swift
Music = Jewell

 

[Deeko]

Judging by who the OP is, I'm guessing Taylor Swift must have put on a few pounds.

 

[Deeko]

(PS did it really take 47 posts to get to a blahblah fatty joke?)

 

[PricklyPete]

b/c this should be posted here, again, for those that think Jewel sucks, or can't sing.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4a87d48fdd/undercover-karaoke-with-jewel

Awesome video...she is supremely talented.

 

[BlahBlahYouToo]

Judging by who the OP is, I'm guessing Taylor Swift must have put on a few pounds.

just because i dislike fatties doesn't mean i like stick figures.