JLGatsby is "Banned" Material

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: MS Dawn
Why don't you post your pic?

Honestly you sound like a kid sitting in a room with an ozone generator.

I choose not to post my pic because it's "hotness" would exceed the speed of light and rip a hole in in the universe which would open the 4th dimension, thus sucking the entire universe into a parallel reality.

No seriously, I am supermodel material, but I am a prime target for "photochop land." I would never post my pic.

I'll be completely honest. I'm sort of a "wimp" but I have very very good natural looks.

I'm normal height (5'11) but I have skinny arms, small wrists, I'm about 120lbs. Similar body to a modern Maculaly Culkin. I simply like girls who are the same, a body that looks younger than they really are.

If I beefed up, I seriously could be a model.

Seriously...I do look extremely good. I know it's pointless to claim it if I'm not going to post a pic, but I wouldn't lie.

EDIT: He got a couple weeks off courtesy of the mods


There is something you may or may not know about us. We're moderators and we look down upon you everyday. Your grandiosity has finally become more than we could stand. While I'd love to see ya having a grand ol time in the Cayman Islands, the vacation you are about to receive, is nowhere near so grandiose. See ya in a couple
weeks.

AnandTech Moderator

Discuss

 

[Horus]

He has an ego with the gravitational pull of a small sun. Or Peter Griffin.

 

[shimsham]

someone has a mancrush on jl....

 

[Syringer]

So he looks like Heidi Klum?

 

[deadlyapp]

so hes gay.

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: Syringer
So he looks like Heidi Klum?

I guess....

 

[JS80]

You guys are all just jealous.

 

[brxndxn]

His statement wreaks of the dark art of faggotry. Though shall not associate with such a scoundrel.

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: JS80
You guys are all just jealous.

as if....

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Paging RossMAN for another potential domain name...

 

[Ready]

hahahahah

 

[imported_Snagle]

Originally posted by: Syringer
So he looks like Heidi Klum?

OMG she is so plain, i wouldnt hit it because i see women like that every day in magazines and they dont even make my supermodel penis extend to its full length!

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: brxndxn
His statement wreaks of the dark art of faggotry. Though shall not associate with such a scoundrel.

Signaturizable.

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: brxndxn
His statement wreaks of the dark art of faggotry. Though shall not associate with such a scoundrel.

Signaturizable.

agreed

 

[HamburgerBoy]

I demand pictures of JLGatsby. Now.

 

[shortspanishguy]

All of his posts wreak of trollness. I cant even tell when he s being serious.

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: HamburgerBoy
I demand pictures of JLGatsby. Now.

He can't...they are are too photoshoppable...

 

[Ryan]

I will be the judge.

 

[MX2]

I am James Frey

 

[shimsham]

Originally posted by: Ryan
I will be the judge.

ok jl, time to put ou...er up.

 

[PurdueRy]

Originally posted by: Ryan
I will be the judge.

^ probably for the best

 

[JLGatsby]

I turn straight men gay, that's how hot I am.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
I turn straight men gay

Now I really want pictures.

 

[Ricemarine]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby
I turn straight men gay, that's how hot I am.

Big Gay Al? WASSUP!!!!!!!!!!!! *shotgun*. Boo... yah...

 

[czech09]

Lol this one ought to be good...