JLGatsby is "Banned" Material

[suse920]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: SampSon
JLGatsby is just a sad little man who needs to lie on the internet to make himself feel better. What is even more sad is that he can't even keep his lies consistant.

Reading this thread would lead you to believe that he's going to be a self-made millionare right out of high school! Of course there is no mention of university because he never attended one, though I'm sure if you ask he will say that he has an MBA or PhD.

Such a claimed beautiful man that has only had one girlfriend, is most definitely a virgin, has never atteneded a social gathering (which makes you wonder how he hits on all these women) is an obvious teenage internet bullsh!t artist. For being such a real estate mogul he hs no clue about real estate, a high powered business man that doesn't even go to social gatherings to network and a person who claims to look just like morrissey with supermodel looks just reeks of complete bs. Too many of us have been around the block to even begin to believe the bullsh!t this kiddie spews.

I hope JLGatsby has fun crying to morrissey, quoting Ayn Rand thinking it makes him look intelligent and posting non-contiguous internet stories. Because it seems the sad reality is that's all the kid has. Hopefully someday soon his parents will forget to pay the internet bill and JLGatsby will have to get a job at a local fastfood place to pay the bill.

SampSon = Average Posts Per Day: 29.36

Who's the sad little man?

You still are. I'm with Sampson on this 100%.

I

Originally posted by: SampSon

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

No, I "get off" when I sleep with my girlfriend. Someday you may know what that's like. ALthough I must say that continuously calling you out and having the entire community here (of which I've been a part of for years), is quite amusing. I guess I never believed in kicking a "man" (read: child in your case) when they are down, but I make exception for you.

Though in every thread you get called out in you throw up some strawman defense, I'll continue to entertain your juvenile retorts.
I had a great high school experience, my grades reflect my over indulgence in social activities. I'm sure you are still accumulating your high school GPA, so you have some time to work on that.

See, I'm not the one who opens his mouth on the internet, you're the pompous fool who does that. I'm the one who calls you out for weaving these little webs of deceit you spew. I understand it frustrates you, otherwise you wouldn't react the way you do (a very simple concept you will learn in psych 101, if you ever get there). I've been around the block, I see through fools like you. People like you come and go and are never quick witted enough to break through the stereotype you fit into perfectly.

So keep on making up stories, boosting your ego and trolling this forum as if you have a inkling of a clue on the topics of which you speak. If that's what it takes to soften the blow of your sad existence, then so be it, but I'll let you know that it's nothing new to anyone here or anywhere else on the internet.

Here is a little bit of internet advice, if you don't want to look as if you were upset don't use phrases such as "LMAO" or "lol" so liberally in your retorts. It really is a dead give away. So now go ahead and take your time to write up some witty retort as to how I'm some internet badass who thinks he's the sh!t by "owning" someone on the internet, mabey you can pepper it with some insults about my post count or PPD numbers, because we all know that when you have no ammo thoes little factoids really hit home.

I'm sure you have a lot of time to post something because the business day is over and you work from home. Or mabey you won't even bother because I understand that reading 6 paragraphs is truly a feat that only the most acutely educated can undertake.

think we have a winner for the ownage of the year thread guys.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: SampSon

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

No, I "get off" when I sleep with my girlfriend. Someday you may know what that's like. ALthough I must say that continuously calling you out and having the entire community here (of which I've been a part of for years), is quite amusing. I guess I never believed in kicking a "man" (read: child in your case) when they are down, but I make exception for you.

Though in every thread you get called out in you throw up some strawman defense, I'll continue to entertain your juvenile retorts.
I had a great high school experience, my grades reflect my over indulgence in social activities. I'm sure you are still accumulating your high school GPA, so you have some time to work on that.

See, I'm not the one who opens his mouth on the internet, you're the pompous fool who does that. I'm the one who calls you out for weaving these little webs of deceit you spew. I understand it frustrates you, otherwise you wouldn't react the way you do (a very simple concept you will learn in psych 101, if you ever get there). I've been around the block, I see through fools like you. People like you come and go and are never quick witted enough to break through the stereotype you fit into perfectly.

So keep on making up stories, boosting your ego and trolling this forum as if you have a inkling of a clue on the topics of which you speak. If that's what it takes to soften the blow of your sad existence, then so be it, but I'll let you know that it's nothing new to anyone here or anywhere else on the internet.

Here is a little bit of internet advice, if you don't want to look as if you were upset don't use phrases such as "LMAO" or "lol" so liberally in your retorts. It really is a dead give away. So now go ahead and take your time to write up some witty retort as to how I'm some internet badass who thinks he's the sh!t by "owning" someone on the internet, mabey you can pepper it with some insults about my post count or PPD numbers, because we all know that when you have no ammo thoes little factoids really hit home.

I'm sure you have a lot of time to post something because the business day is over and you work from home. Or mabey you won't even bother because I understand that reading 6 paragraphs is truly a feat that only the most acutely educated can undertake.

:laugh:
:thumbsup:

 

[Captante]

Originally posted by: suse920

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: SampSon
JLGatsby is just a sad little man who needs to lie on the internet to make himself feel better. What is even more sad is that he can't even keep his lies consistant.

Reading this thread would lead you to believe that he's going to be a self-made millionare right out of high school! Of course there is no mention of university because he never attended one, though I'm sure if you ask he will say that he has an MBA or PhD.

Such a claimed beautiful man that has only had one girlfriend, is most definitely a virgin, has never atteneded a social gathering (which makes you wonder how he hits on all these women) is an obvious teenage internet bullsh!t artist. For being such a real estate mogul he hs no clue about real estate, a high powered business man that doesn't even go to social gatherings to network and a person who claims to look just like morrissey with supermodel looks just reeks of complete bs. Too many of us have been around the block to even begin to believe the bullsh!t this kiddie spews.

I hope JLGatsby has fun crying to morrissey, quoting Ayn Rand thinking it makes him look intelligent and posting non-contiguous internet stories. Because it seems the sad reality is that's all the kid has. Hopefully someday soon his parents will forget to pay the internet bill and JLGatsby will have to get a job at a local fastfood place to pay the bill.

SampSon = Average Posts Per Day: 29.36

Who's the sad little man?

You still are. I'm with Sampson on this 100%.

I

Originally posted by: SampSon

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

No, I "get off" when I sleep with my girlfriend. Someday you may know what that's like. ALthough I must say that continuously calling you out and having the entire community here (of which I've been a part of for years), is quite amusing. I guess I never believed in kicking a "man" (read: child in your case) when they are down, but I make exception for you.

Though in every thread you get called out in you throw up some strawman defense, I'll continue to entertain your juvenile retorts.
I had a great high school experience, my grades reflect my over indulgence in social activities. I'm sure you are still accumulating your high school GPA, so you have some time to work on that.

See, I'm not the one who opens his mouth on the internet, you're the pompous fool who does that. I'm the one who calls you out for weaving these little webs of deceit you spew. I understand it frustrates you, otherwise you wouldn't react the way you do (a very simple concept you will learn in psych 101, if you ever get there). I've been around the block, I see through fools like you. People like you come and go and are never quick witted enough to break through the stereotype you fit into perfectly.

So keep on making up stories, boosting your ego and trolling this forum as if you have a inkling of a clue on the topics of which you speak. If that's what it takes to soften the blow of your sad existence, then so be it, but I'll let you know that it's nothing new to anyone here or anywhere else on the internet.

Here is a little bit of internet advice, if you don't want to look as if you were upset don't use phrases such as "LMAO" or "lol" so liberally in your retorts. It really is a dead give away. So now go ahead and take your time to write up some witty retort as to how I'm some internet badass who thinks he's the sh!t by "owning" someone on the internet, mabey you can pepper it with some insults about my post count or PPD numbers, because we all know that when you have no ammo thoes little factoids really hit home.

I'm sure you have a lot of time to post something because the business day is over and you work from home. Or mabey you won't even bother because I understand that reading 6 paragraphs is truly a feat that only the most acutely educated can undertake.

think we have a winner for the ownage of the year thread guys.

Seconded!

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: SampSon

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

No, I "get off" when I sleep with my girlfriend. Someday you may know what that's like. ALthough I must say that continuously calling you out and having the entire community here (of which I've been a part of for years), is quite amusing. I guess I never believed in kicking a "man" (read: child in your case) when they are down, but I make exception for you.

Though in every thread you get called out in you throw up some strawman defense, I'll continue to entertain your juvenile retorts.
I had a great high school experience, my grades reflect my over indulgence in social activities. I'm sure you are still accumulating your high school GPA, so you have some time to work on that.

See, I'm not the one who opens his mouth on the internet, you're the pompous fool who does that. I'm the one who calls you out for weaving these little webs of deceit you spew. I understand it frustrates you, otherwise you wouldn't react the way you do (a very simple concept you will learn in psych 101, if you ever get there). I've been around the block, I see through fools like you. People like you come and go and are never quick witted enough to break through the stereotype you fit into perfectly.

So keep on making up stories, boosting your ego and trolling this forum as if you have a inkling of a clue on the topics of which you speak. If that's what it takes to soften the blow of your sad existence, then so be it, but I'll let you know that it's nothing new to anyone here or anywhere else on the internet.

Here is a little bit of internet advice, if you don't want to look as if you were upset don't use phrases such as "LMAO" or "lol" so liberally in your retorts. It really is a dead give away. So now go ahead and take your time to write up some witty retort as to how I'm some internet badass who thinks he's the sh!t by "owning" someone on the internet, mabey you can pepper it with some insults about my post count or PPD numbers, because we all know that when you have no ammo thoes little factoids really hit home.

I'm sure you have a lot of time to post something because the business day is over and you work from home. Or mabey you won't even bother because I understand that reading 6 paragraphs is truly a feat that only the most acutely educated can undertake.

Does it give you a warm fuzzy feeling whenever you reply with a long witty response? LOL

BTW, I don't read your long posts, so I hope you enjoy writing them.

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Does it give you a warm fuzzy feeling whenever you reply with a long witty response? LOL

BTW, I don't read your long posts, so I hope you enjoy writing them.

He just proved SampSon's point. Cheers everyone :beer:

 

[JDrake]

10 bucks says he read it

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: JLGatsby

Originally posted by: SampSon

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

No, I "get off" when I sleep with my girlfriend. Someday you may know what that's like. ALthough I must say that continuously calling you out and having the entire community here (of which I've been a part of for years), is quite amusing. I guess I never believed in kicking a "man" (read: child in your case) when they are down, but I make exception for you.

Though in every thread you get called out in you throw up some strawman defense, I'll continue to entertain your juvenile retorts.
I had a great high school experience, my grades reflect my over indulgence in social activities. I'm sure you are still accumulating your high school GPA, so you have some time to work on that.

See, I'm not the one who opens his mouth on the internet, you're the pompous fool who does that. I'm the one who calls you out for weaving these little webs of deceit you spew. I understand it frustrates you, otherwise you wouldn't react the way you do (a very simple concept you will learn in psych 101, if you ever get there). I've been around the block, I see through fools like you. People like you come and go and are never quick witted enough to break through the stereotype you fit into perfectly.

So keep on making up stories, boosting your ego and trolling this forum as if you have a inkling of a clue on the topics of which you speak. If that's what it takes to soften the blow of your sad existence, then so be it, but I'll let you know that it's nothing new to anyone here or anywhere else on the internet.

Here is a little bit of internet advice, if you don't want to look as if you were upset don't use phrases such as "LMAO" or "lol" so liberally in your retorts. It really is a dead give away. So now go ahead and take your time to write up some witty retort as to how I'm some internet badass who thinks he's the sh!t by "owning" someone on the internet, mabey you can pepper it with some insults about my post count or PPD numbers, because we all know that when you have no ammo thoes little factoids really hit home.

I'm sure you have a lot of time to post something because the business day is over and you work from home. Or mabey you won't even bother because I understand that reading 6 paragraphs is truly a feat that only the most acutely educated can undertake.

Does it give you a warm fuzzy feeling whenever you reply with a long witty response? LOL

BTW, I don't read your long posts, so I hope you enjoy writing them.

how did you know it was witty if you didnt read it? LOLOLOL OMGZ IM SO HOT AND AWESOME

 

[MrDudeMan]

Originally posted by: joedrake
10 bucks says he read it

he definitely read it. that isnt even up for debate. he has no clue how to respond because sampsons logic, for lack of a better word, is infalliable. there is nothing gatsby can say back to any of that because it is all dead on. LMAO!!!! :roll:

 

[FelixDeCat]

Originally posted by: SampSon

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

No, I "get off" when I sleep with my girlfriend. Someday you may know what that's like. ALthough I must say that continuously calling you out and having the entire community here (of which I've been a part of for years), is quite amusing. I guess I never believed in kicking a "man" (read: child in your case) when they are down, but I make exception for you.

Though in every thread you get called out in you throw up some strawman defense, I'll continue to entertain your juvenile retorts.
I had a great high school experience, my grades reflect my over indulgence in social activities. I'm sure you are still accumulating your high school GPA, so you have some time to work on that.

See, I'm not the one who opens his mouth on the internet, you're the pompous fool who does that. I'm the one who calls you out for weaving these little webs of deceit you spew. I understand it frustrates you, otherwise you wouldn't react the way you do (a very simple concept you will learn in psych 101, if you ever get there). I've been around the block, I see through fools like you. People like you come and go and are never quick witted enough to break through the stereotype you fit into perfectly.

So keep on making up stories, boosting your ego and trolling this forum as if you have a inkling of a clue on the topics of which you speak. If that's what it takes to soften the blow of your sad existence, then so be it, but I'll let you know that it's nothing new to anyone here or anywhere else on the internet.

Here is a little bit of internet advice, if you don't want to look as if you were upset don't use phrases such as "LMAO" or "lol" so liberally in your retorts. It really is a dead give away. So now go ahead and take your time to write up some witty retort as to how I'm some internet badass who thinks he's the sh!t by "owning" someone on the internet, mabey you can pepper it with some insults about my post count or PPD numbers, because we all know that when you have no ammo thoes little factoids really hit home.

I'm sure you have a lot of time to post something because the business day is over and you work from home. Or mabey you won't even bother because I understand that reading 6 paragraphs is truly a feat that only the most acutely educated can undertake.

LMAO!

 

[tfinch2]

Originally posted by: SampSon

So do you get off by feeling like you "owned" someone on the internet? LMAO

Did someone get picked on too much in high school and likes to open his mouth on the internet? lol

No, I "get off" when I sleep with my girlfriend. Someday you may know what that's like. ALthough I must say that continuously calling you out and having the entire community here (of which I've been a part of for years), is quite amusing. I guess I never believed in kicking a "man" (read: child in your case) when they are down, but I make exception for you.

Though in every thread you get called out in you throw up some strawman defense, I'll continue to entertain your juvenile retorts.
I had a great high school experience, my grades reflect my over indulgence in social activities. I'm sure you are still accumulating your high school GPA, so you have some time to work on that.

See, I'm not the one who opens his mouth on the internet, you're the pompous fool who does that. I'm the one who calls you out for weaving these little webs of deceit you spew. I understand it frustrates you, otherwise you wouldn't react the way you do (a very simple concept you will learn in psych 101, if you ever get there). I've been around the block, I see through fools like you. People like you come and go and are never quick witted enough to break through the stereotype you fit into perfectly.

So keep on making up stories, boosting your ego and trolling this forum as if you have a inkling of a clue on the topics of which you speak. If that's what it takes to soften the blow of your sad existence, then so be it, but I'll let you know that it's nothing new to anyone here or anywhere else on the internet.

Here is a little bit of internet advice, if you don't want to look as if you were upset don't use phrases such as "LMAO" or "lol" so liberally in your retorts. It really is a dead give away. So now go ahead and take your time to write up some witty retort as to how I'm some internet badass who thinks he's the sh!t by "owning" someone on the internet, mabey you can pepper it with some insults about my post count or PPD numbers, because we all know that when you have no ammo thoes little factoids really hit home.

I'm sure you have a lot of time to post something because the business day is over and you work from home. Or mabey you won't even bother because I understand that reading 6 paragraphs is truly a feat that only the most acutely educated can undertake.

Cliffs?

 

[JonnyStarks]

Make it stop

 

[LookingGlass]

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
Make it stop

Make it locked.

 

[aidanjm]

I like reading Gatsby's posts, I think he is interesting, he brings a unique perspective.

 

[OdiN]

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I like reading Gatsby's posts, I think he is interesting, he brings a unique perspective.

Yeah we don't always get to see the views of an arrogant jackass.

 

[Ready]

JLGatsby is so hot, that all woman 30+ desires him and man turn gay just by looking at him

 

[aidanjm]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I like reading Gatsby's posts, I think he is interesting, he brings a unique perspective.

Yeah we don't always get to see the views of an arrogant jackass.

You sure do care a lot about him, hence the length of this thread

 

[Skunkwourk]

Originally posted by: LookingGlass

Originally posted by: JonnyStarks
Make it stop

Make it locked.

Make it so

 

[Ready]

Originally posted by: aidanjm

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I like reading Gatsby's posts, I think he is interesting, he brings a unique perspective.

Yeah we don't always get to see the views of an arrogant jackass.

You sure do care a lot about him, hence the length of this thread

All men secretly desires JLGatsby. Don't try to deny it

 

[shortylickens]

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I like reading Gatsby's posts, I think he is interesting, he brings a unique perspective.

Yeah we don't always get to see the views of an arrogant jackass.

Bullsh1t. I'm here every night.



(Well, with the exception of the last month.)

 

[S Freud]

Originally posted by: shortylickens

Originally posted by: OdiN

Originally posted by: aidanjm
I like reading Gatsby's posts, I think he is interesting, he brings a unique perspective.

Yeah we don't always get to see the views of an arrogant jackass.

Bullsh1t. I'm here every night.



(Well, with the exception of the last month.)

<Nelson> Ha Ha </Nelson>


Seriously though why the hell is this so long?

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Ready
All men secretly desires JLGatsby. Don't try to deny it

Originally posted by: Ready
JLGatsby is so hot, that all woman 30+ desires him and man turn gay just by looking at him

LMAO

 

[S Freud]

I hate you

 

[Legendary]

I'm just replying to this thread so I can say I posted in the ownage thread of the year.

 

[JLGatsby]

Originally posted by: Legendary
I'm just replying to this thread so I can say I posted in the ownage thread of the year.

I don't think I owned them that bad.

 

[xeemzor]

JLGatsby will become the next Chuck Norris :laugh: