job interview question

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: Slick5150
"It's step 9 in my 184 step plan to take over the world"

ROFL...i think i might use that in a job interview if i get asked the question

 

[iwantanewcomputer]

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Q: Why do u want to work for xxx?
A: Because I simply feel that "XX" doesn't show enough DVDA, which is what today's pr0n connoisseur is really after.

DVDA? I'm afraid to look that one up at work

OMG...i looked up DVDA on urbandictionary while at work....lets just say there are 4 men and a woman involved, and the "D"s stand for double...I think im gonna get fired

 

[DarkManX]

the interview went well and they called me back the following morning for a 2nd interview with HR... its a sales rep position and the first interview was with 2 store managers so im really nervous about the HR interview since all HR does is hire/fire people lol

 

[DonIsHere]

Just say "It's the Network!"

 

[Reckoner]

I want free FIOS

 

[tfinch2]

Whisper your answer, then when they ask you to speak louder yell...

CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW!?!?!?!?!? GOOD!!!!!!

 

[OutHouse]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
"I have spoken to many people who work at Verizon and the position would enable me to use my knowledge and skills that I have obtained from College/Working and also allow me to gain new skills to continue my growth. I also believe at verizon people who work hard are recognized for their hard work and effort. I am a hard worker and want to be recognized for my dedication to my job"

i have interviewed many people and canned bullsh*t answers like that dont impress me. what does impress me is honesty and the last guy we hired got hired for honest answers along with his job knowledge. for your question a honest answer would be. because i need a job.

 

[0roo0roo]

because you see the business sense in selling 2 dollar songs over cellphones! its genius!

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Q: Why do u want to work for xxx?
A: Because I simply feel that "XX" doesn't show enough DVDA, which is what today's pr0n connoisseur is really after.

DVDA? I'm afraid to look that one up at work

OMG...i looked up DVDA on urbandictionary while at work....lets just say there are 4 men and a woman involved, and the "D"s stand for double...I think im gonna get fired

If you looked up "DVDA" on UrbanDictionary from work, based upon a comment mentioning "XXX" and "pr0n connoisseur," and are afraid that you might get fired for what you read, then it would be more than deserved.

 

[PingSpike]

Because if a man could fvck in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house.

 

[Ika]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: iwantanewcomputer

Originally posted by: ultimatebob

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger
Q: Why do u want to work for xxx?
A: Because I simply feel that "XX" doesn't show enough DVDA, which is what today's pr0n connoisseur is really after.

DVDA? I'm afraid to look that one up at work

OMG...i looked up DVDA on urbandictionary while at work....lets just say there are 4 men and a woman involved, and the "D"s stand for double...I think im gonna get fired

If you looked up "DVDA" on UrbanDictionary from work, based upon a comment mentioning "XXX" and "pr0n connoisseur," and are afraid that you might get fired for what you read, then it would be more than deserved.

Pretty much looking up anything at urban dictionary isn't very safe/smart.

 

[Tobolo]

"Can You Hire Me Now? . . . Good!"

 

[doze]

If its a sales job then say you want to make more money. Sales managers love that answer.

 

[Dunbar]

blah blah blah...team player...blah blah blah...highly motivated...blah blah blah...synergy...blah blah blah.

 

[DarkManX]

they asked me to bring a list of references, do they mean personal or work references?

 

[chambersc]

Originally posted by: waggy
"because verizon is a stable company. and i am addicted to eating every day and sleeping indoors."

rofl. with proper editting, this could be sig worthy.

 

[Baked]

The free minutes, fool.

 

[fitzov]

Originally posted by: Dunbar
blah blah blah...team player...blah blah blah...highly motivated...blah blah blah...synergy...blah blah blah.

 

[EKKC]

Originally posted by: DarkManX
I have 2 interviews with verizon wireless, I already had one, I really want the job and have an initial interview with a totally different manager, what would be the best answer for "why do u want to work for verizon?"

because of your "can you hear me now" dude

 

[TXHokie]

Sprint was my first choice but they turned me down so you're next on my list.

 

[Nerva]

Originally posted by: Fmr12B
"I have spoken to many people who work at Verizon and the position would enable me to use my knowledge and skills that I have obtained from College/Working and also allow me to gain new skills to continue my growth. I also believe at verizon people who work hard are recognized for their hard work and effort. I am a hard worker and want to be recognized for my dedication to my job"

horrible answer

 

[DarkManX]

well the 2nd interview is tommorow and i need to put together a list of references, so should i use work references? or personal references?

 

[EKKC]

work references unless your old job or boss fired you or left on bad terms. if so then use personal

 

[alkemyst]

have you seen the rack on that receptionist? I bet she puts out.

 

[DarkManX]

Originally posted by: TXHokie
Sprint was my first choice but they turned me down so you're next on my list.

im leaving sprint and i got the job!