John Kerry's Plan: Unveiled!

[voogru]

After a very careful examination of the 3 presidential debates, I have figured out kerry's big plan.

http://www.voogru.com/kerrys_big_plan.mp3

Edit: If anyone plans (no pun intended) to use this for thier own purposes please just let me know.

 

[ntdz]

LOL! Hannity played something like this on Hannity and Colmes, I was rolling.

 

[voogru]

Yeah, thats where I got the idea from. I was unable to find the one they put on the show so I just got myself a copy of the debates in mp3 format and started fishing for the plan.

 

[conjur]

Conservatives have no creativity.

 

[Todd33]

Originally posted by: ntdz
LOL! Hannity played something like this on Hannity and Colmes, I was rolling.

Wow, a Hannity fan, that's hard to imagine.

 

[ntdz]

Originally posted by: Todd33

Originally posted by: ntdz
LOL! Hannity played something like this on Hannity and Colmes, I was rolling.

Wow, a Hannity fan, that's hard to imagine.

not really, he gets better ratings than larry "the king of boring" king.

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: conjur
Conservatives have no creativity.

just like your rebuttle to this was creative.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: conjur
Conservatives have no creativity.

just like your rebuttle to this was creative.

As was your rebuttal.

 

[voogru]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: conjur
Conservatives have no creativity.

just like your rebuttle to this was creative.

As was your rebuttal.

:roll:

 

[nick1985]

Originally posted by: conjur

Originally posted by: nick1985

Originally posted by: conjur
Conservatives have no creativity.

just like your rebuttle to this was creative.

As was your rebuttal.

when all else fails, just attack spelling. gotcha.

 

[CADsortaGUY]

My "plan" is to LMAO!!!

CsG

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: conjur
Conservatives have no creativity.

didnt you used to say you were a conservative or something? oh well ....

 

[lordtyranus]

Originally posted by: conjur
Conservatives have no creativity.

Yet this video you found here was "awesome"? Or that homemade video parroting DNC talking points and spouting profanity?

 

[raildogg]

Originally posted by: lordtyranus

Originally posted by: conjur
Conservatives have no creativity.

Yet this video you found here was "awesome"? Or that homemade video parroting DNC talking points and spouting profanity?

hey, shame on you, you pointed out a hypocrite.

 

[conjur]

Originally posted by: lordtyranus

Originally posted by: conjur
Conservatives have no creativity.

Yet this video you found here was "awesome"? Or that homemade video parroting DNC talking points and spouting profanity?

Yep..because that one exposes the hypocrisy of the GOP. Remember, they claimed they would not politicize 9/11. Yet, the RNC was nothing but one big 9/11 memorial circle-jerk.

 

[lordtyranus]

What does exposing hypocrisy (if that's what you want to call it) have to do with creativity?

 

[Chris A]

Pretty funny stuff...

 

[Rainsford]

Not bad...it should come with a warning label though: Not to be mistaken for an actual political viewpoint. Sometimes I think people take the humor stuff a little too seriously in politics.

 

[gUEv]

*crickets*

 

[NightCrawler]

So what is his plan?

 

[voogru]

I don't know, but at least he has a plan, even though its probably the same as bush's, its automagically better since kerry has been botoxed up the wazoo and edwards has nice hair.

 

[PatboyX]

oh my ga!
about half-way through it turned into music...the words were just destroyed of all meaning.
i consider myself pretty open to all comedy (excluding sitcoms) but this isnt really what i would call funny.
i think its odd that hannity would play something like this when there are so many of the same sorts of things out there with bush.

daily show had some good kerry material last night. someone should get some caps of that.
and the ad about the daughters from a while back.
leave the comedy to the pros.

 

[bunnyfubbles]

Originally posted by: PatboyX
about half-way through it turned into music...the words were just destroyed of all meaning.
.

What music? All I got was about 1:06 of a slightly funny clip. Now it did go on to the next track in my play list... it was pretty funny because its poking fun of Kerry mentioning all his plans and only ever telling you to go to the website to find out what they are.

What a terrible candidate, doesn't he know Americans are lazy?

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: NightCrawler
So what is his plan?

As far a I can tell, his plan is to spout out feel-good ideas and hope it somehow fools enough people into thinking he'd be able to accomplish them, somehow

Here are some "specifics:"


Launch and Lead A New Era Of Alliances
... utilize every available resource to get the terrorists before they can strike us.

Modernize The World's Most Powerful Military To Meet New Threats.
... ensure that our forces are fully prepared for the dangerous and vital missions they may face

Deploy All That Is In America's Arsenal
... deploy all the forces in America's arsenal - our diplomacy, our intelligence system, our economic power, and the appeal of our values and ideas

Restore Fiscal Discipline to Washington
... cut the deficit in half in four years, increasing economic confidence and keep interest rates from rising.



Inspiring, no? :roll:

 

[sharkeeper]

Bush still says it!

Cheers!