John Titor -- Time Traveller or BullCrapper

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Fine Don't believe, wich I'm sceptical too. But how in the hell do you explain this??????????




I don't care how much inside info you have there is no way to make this kinda money unless you already know the outcome!

OMG!!


fixed link

This is fake. As you can see it's in the Yahoo! news and gossip section.

And at the very bottom you clearly see that it says "Weekly World News will follow this story closely."

 

[Alchemist99]

update hmm well there you go I told you it was impossible, Do you believe everything you read????

link

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Fine Don't believe, wich I'm sceptical too. But how in the hell do you explain this??????????




I don't care how much inside info you have there is no way to make this kinda money unless you already know the outcome!

OMG!!


fixed link

This is fake. As you can see it's in the Yahoo! news and gossip section.

And at the very bottom you clearly see that it says "Weekly World News will follow this story closely."

For those who don't know, Weekly World News is like a non sarcastic "The onion". Just fake news.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: fatbaby

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Of course not. In fact, I'm from the year 2047 and we're taught in school about how when the internet was still in its fairly early stages people would joke around like this on the internet and things.

BTW in the year 2035 Canada is going to invade the US. The war will be 19 days long and your president, Hale joel osmond <sp> will kill himself from the shame of the defeat.

Ummm, I'm from the year 2054 and I do not recall Canada invading the USA. I do recall President Mary-Kate Jr. ordering the 45th Boyscout Battalion and the National Girlscout Defense Iniative to cross the 89th parallel and invade Canada. But I do commend your tank for making a valiant last stand.

Indeed. The 21st century marks a shift in relations between Canada and the US. My new next door neighbor (well if you can call it next door - given population issues in 2036, as you know, people live hundreds to a room using only curtains as privacy) is from 2082 and was part of the Canada rebellion of 2049-2051 in which Canada used guerilla tactics against the boyscout battalion and cubs regiments. The combat was taken south of the border and in 2082 all but a few Americans have diligently served at the feet of the smaller, but elite, Canadian population.

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: fatbaby

Originally posted by: Skoorb
Of course not. In fact, I'm from the year 2047 and we're taught in school about how when the internet was still in its fairly early stages people would joke around like this on the internet and things.

BTW in the year 2035 Canada is going to invade the US. The war will be 19 days long and your president, Hale joel osmond <sp> will kill himself from the shame of the defeat.

Ummm, I'm from the year 2054 and I do not recall Canada invading the USA. I do recall President Mary-Kate Jr. ordering the 45th Boyscout Battalion and the National Girlscout Defense Iniative to cross the 89th parallel and invade Canada. But I do commend your tank for making a valiant last stand.

Indeed. The 21st century marks a shift in relations between Canada and the US. My new next door neighbor (well if you can call it next door - given population issues in 2036, as you know, people live hundreds to a room using only curtains as privacy) is from 2082 and was part of the Canada rebellion of 2049-2051 in which Canada used guerilla tactics against the boyscout battalion and cubs regiments. The combat was taken south of the border and in 2082 all but a few Americans have diligently served at the feet of the smaller, but elite, Canadian population.

Didn't you make a big deal the other day about how you were an American and not a Canadian or a Briton?

ZV

 

[StageLeft]

Didn't you make a big deal the other day about how you were an American and not a Canadian or a Briton?

ZV

I highly doubt it! :beer:

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

The flaw in the "evidence"-

Look at the laser beam being bent. If it were so, the vehicle they were in would have been twisted into a little ball. That much gravity would have destroyed everything around it.

 

[AreaCode707]

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Fine Don't believe, wich I'm sceptical too. But how in the hell do you explain this??????????




I don't care how much inside info you have there is no way to make this kinda money unless you already know the outcome!

OMG!!


fixed link

Easy to explain.

Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.

 

[Wallydraigle]

Originally posted by: WinstonSmith
The flaw in the "evidence"-

Look at the laser beam being bent. If it were so, the vehicle they were in would have been twisted into a little ball. That much gravity would have destroyed everything around it.

Not only that, but even if it were bent in such a way you couldn't see or photograph it because all the light would get sucked away from you. Anything outside the little bubble of normal gravity, or whatever we're supposed to believe is going on here, would just appear pitch black.

 

[Alchemist99]

Originally posted by: HotChic

Originally posted by: Alchemist99
Fine Don't believe, wich I'm sceptical too. But how in the hell do you explain this??????????




I don't care how much inside info you have there is no way to make this kinda money unless you already know the outcome!

OMG!!


fixed link

Easy to explain.

Weekly World News will continue to follow this story as it unfolds. Keep watching for further developments.

um ok, I think we covered this thanks though, good job super sleuth

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Edit: Nevermind. The answer to my question occured to me right after I hit "post reply"

 

[no0b]

wheres the "I'm a dumbass for posting this thread" option in the poll?

 

[TMPadmin]

Originally posted by: TommyVercetti
http://www.anomalies.net/time_travel/john.html

How the hell did they obtain a really really clean, almost new looking old IBM computer? I mean look at the computer, it looks brank new. Usually, the plastic turns yellow after some time. Someone is crazy enough to spend a lot of time creating this hoax.

Yeah! it does look pretty clean. My 486 doesn't look that good.

Did anyone see Steve?

If there still are videos of John out there I'd like to see them. I think the civil war starts because Hillary was elected president. You take it from there.

 

[AnitaPeterson]

LOL!

It's a hoax, people... just that.

Maybe some of you have seen - for a reason or another - a film that circulates on the 'Net, called "9/11- The Road to Tyranny". It's basically a sort of documentary (although "video essay" is a more adequate description) by some conservative Texan commentator, suggesting that the Federal government is evil and preparing for a New World Order, globalization and all that...

The guy who says he's a time traveller is making exactly the same allegations. Add a bit of Terminator flavour, some Yellow Peril (consequently dealt with by total elimination) and a dash of punishment to the wicked Europeans, stir in a few religious comments that hint at Protestant fundamentalism (he even says "the ten commandments are back into place") and voila, here's a picture of the world in 2036... convenient!

Add a few weird errors in grammar, a penchant for "old rock'n'roll" and light classics, an obsession with the Second World War (why not Vietnam? a period richer in examples of "what if..." instances) and repeated references to the Old Testament, and it seems to me that the thirty-odd Freedom Fighter "Diamond Nickelback" is the internet alter-ego for a much older conservative Southern Republican.

Mybe I'm wrong in my deductions, but I'm looking forward to having a virtual beer with those of you who will still be around in 2005, or even 2015... I know I'll be laughing then just as I'm laughing now.

 

[AnitaPeterson]

And by the way, about the computer... that's not the machine Titor allegedly took with him. Read the photo captions more carefully:

"This is the same model of computer John took back to the future. Its an IBM Series 5100, type 5110 (Thanks Pamela for the images) "

Keywords are "same model of computer".

As for why it's so new, well, you can go ahead and find the owner (Pamela something...)

 

[touchmyichi]

Originally posted by: AnitaPeterson
LOL!

It's a hoax, people... just that.

Maybe some of you have seen - for a reason or another - a film that circulates on the 'Net, called "9/11- The Road to Tyranny". It's basically a sort of documentary (although "video essay" is a more adequate description) by some conservative Texan commentator, suggesting that the Federal government is evil and preparing for a New World Order, globalization and all that...

The guy who says he's a time traveller is making exactly the same allegations. Add a bit of Terminator flavour, some Yellow Peril (consequently dealt with by total elimination) and a dash of punishment to the wicked Europeans, stir in a few religious comments that hint at Protestant fundamentalism (he even says "the ten commandments are back into place") and voila, here's a picture of the world in 2036... convenient!

Add a few weird errors in grammar, a penchant for "old rock'n'roll" and light classics, an obsession with the Second World War (why not Vietnam? a period richer in examples of "what if..." instances) and repeated references to the Old Testament, and it seems to me that the thirty-odd Freedom Fighter "Diamond Nickelback" is the internet alter-ego for a much older conservative Southern Republican.

Mybe I'm wrong in my deductions, but I'm looking forward to having a virtual beer with those of you who will still be around in 2005, or even 2015... I know I'll be laughing then just as I'm laughing now.

We'll just have to wait and find out

 

[Silex]

whoa, that's crazy. what ever happened to that guy who was arrested? that was months ago. i'm very curious.

 

[Nocturnal]

Originally posted by: Silex
whoa, that's crazy. what ever happened to that guy who was arrested? that was months ago. i'm very curious.

Do you happen to know what the "Weekly World News" is? It's a newspaper tabloid that makes up stories about Bat Boy and how he likes to have sex with sheep. It's fake.

 

[TommyVercetti]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal

Originally posted by: Silex
whoa, that's crazy. what ever happened to that guy who was arrested? that was months ago. i'm very curious.

Do you happen to know what the "Weekly World News" is? It's a newspaper tabloid that makes up stories about Bat Boy and how he likes to have sex with sheep. It's fake.

Any facts to back up that blasphemous statement? Links are ok, but I would prefer references from scientific journals.

 

[WinkOsmosis]

Originally posted by: Silex
whoa, that's crazy. what ever happened to that guy who was arrested? that was months ago. i'm very curious.

The stock market guy?

 

[Pastfinder]

Yall don't need to worry, because next Saturday we will send him back to the future!!!

 

[Silex]

"What are the other time traveler's destinations, and missions?

I am not aware of the details of other missions. Of the seven, three had already left before I did. I suspect they are on similar missions."

This doesn't make sense because he states that from their perspective, once they leave, they appear an instance later. This means that this must be impossible since he would see all 6 of them before he even left.

 

[Maverick]

Well at least the internet survives...there's a chance ATOT will still be around in 2015

 

[wicktron]

Originally posted by: Nocturnal

Originally posted by: wicktron
Someday in the future, everybody on ATOT will die.


That is all.

This, sir, is inevitable.

I travelled in the future and saw it... So I am here today making this bold prediction.

 

[Atlantean]

If there are no olympics in 2004 then I believe, remember though that when one travels in time, there is no guarantee that the time they are travelling to is in the same dimension as the one they left.