Johnny Depp was extremely annoying in the Pirates series.

[FelixDeCat]

They are playing all the movies on SyFy and I am now remembering how annoyingly Depp played his character. The character was designed IMO just to turn women on. Wearing makeup, that stupid bandana, not walking like normal people but either hopping, skipping or prancing, with that stupid bedroom voice, shifting back and forth as he speaks and always flailing his arms about. So damn annoying.

I want to yell, "stop acting like an idiot", but no one will hear me. :'(

 

[amdhunter]

You're wrong.

 

[FelixDeCat]

You're wrong.

Wrong in what way? Did he turn you on?

 

[purbeast0]

You're wrong.

agreed, and he was a drunken pirate, of course he talked and walked like a god damn moron, he was drunk the whole time. most drunk people are extremely annoying if you are sober.

 

[Crusty]

He's a pirate, he's drunk. Get over it.

 

[FelixDeCat]

He's a pirate, he's drunk. Get over it.

Even when I was a drunk pedestrian back in the day I was never THIS annoying. He is a ham.

 

[BoomerD]

Hell, Depp is annoying in almost every part he plays...but he's still not a terrible actor. At least he doesn't...sound...like...he...is...reading...his...script...as...he...plays...the...part.

 

[FelixDeCat]

Hell, Depp is annoying in almost every part he plays...but he's still not a terrible actor. At least he doesn't...sound...like...he...is...reading...his...script...as...he...plays...the...part.

I remember when he was still a nobody back in 1987. I used to watch 21 Jump Street when I got home from school. Depp was so annoying I had to turn the channel.

 

[KeithP]

They are playing all the movies on SyFy and I am now remembering how annoyingly Depp played his character. The character was designed IMO just to turn women on. Wearing makeup, that stupid bandana, not walking like normal people but either hopping, skipping or prancing, with that stupid bedroom voice, shifting back and forth as he speaks and always flailing his arms about. So damn annoying.

I want to yell, "stop acting like an idiot", but no one will hear me. :'(

The Pirates movies are chick flicks. Probably the best disguised chicks flicks around but chicks flicks none the less. Jack Sparrow was written with that in mind.

The best you can hope for if you have to watch these movies is that there is a woman watching them with you and you will be able to bang the crap out of her afterwards.

-KeithP

 

[Beev]

Watched Once Upon a Time in Mexico this weekend. Depp was awesome in it.

 

[tokie]

agreed, and he was a drunken pirate, of course he talked and walked like a god damn moron, he was drunk the whole time. most drunk people are extremely annoying if you are sober.

Yep. He is actually a very good actor, most people acting drunk fail miserably. He didn't fail in this role at all...

 

[SlitheryDee]

Except for Keira Knightly, I thought he was the best part of the series.

 

[Arik5405]

I like Depp and I liked him in Pirates. I did not however, like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at all.

 

[KeithTalent]

I can think of people much more annoying than Depp...

KT

 

[FelixDeCat]

I can think of people much more annoying than Depp...

KT

Oh really?

 

[Gibson486]

I like Depp and I liked him in Pirates. I did not however, like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at all.

LOL...no kidding....Charlie could have turned to horror flick easily.

 

[MJinZ]

Even when I was a drunk pedestrian back in the day I was never THIS annoying. He is a ham.

You weren't a pirate.

 

[FelixDeCat]

I like Depp and I liked him in Pirates. I did not however, like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at all.

Now that was actually a good movie. Depp did OK in that. It had Charlie. It had chocolate. It had a factory. No way can you lose on this one!

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

He's getting paid more than you are. Jealous?

 

[ussfletcher]

Perhaps this is a good thread to display my avatar. As I believe he is Johnny Depp in an Asian suit.

 

[amdhunter]

Wrong in what way? Did he turn you on?

I'd be lying if I said that he didn't. ^_^

 

[FelixDeCat]

He's getting paid more than you are. Jealous?

Money is the root of all evil. The more you have, the more evil you are. Everyone knows this.

 

[Krazy4Real]

Even when I was a drunk pedestrian back in the day I was never THIS annoying. He is a ham.

I bet I would think that you were that annoying.

 

[Crusty]

I bet I would think that you were that annoying.

Most people find him annoying w/o drinking, I can't imagine what it'd be like drunk.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Watch his mannerism in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas sometime. Jack Sparrow is simply a reissue of Depp's Hunter S. Thompson.