Joke: Broke. Haha

[FFactory0x]

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money! I'M BROKE!!!"

And she proceeded to close the door.



Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" He said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."

And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning."

 

[Mik3y]

9/10

 

[T3C]

lol

 

[conjur]

DOH!!

:thumbsup:

 

[cjgallen]

haha, nooooooooooo

 

[nakedfrog]

LOL

 

[PoPPeR]

so what'd he do? Does the vacuum take batteries? Where can I get one?

 

[Zysoclaplem]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
so what'd he do? Does the vacuum take batteries? Where can I get one?

Yeah, it sounds like a good vacuum. The vacuum I bought at Wal-Mart can't do that. Do you have the website of the company that sells this particular vacuum? Why was the lady broke?
She a gambler? My grandma is a gambler too, but she still has plenty of money, because my grandpa had his own oil accessories company. He sold his share for a pretty penny.

 

[Kyteland]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
so what'd he do? Does the vacuum take batteries? Where can I get one?

Is this a new trend in ATOT? People ruining jokes by pretending ingorance? I don't get it?

 

[TitanDiddly]

 

[HardcoreRobot]

hahhahhaha

 

[CRXican]

that's it?

where's the rest?

 

[weirdichi]

muahhahahaha! funnni!

 

[Scarpozzi]

lol!!!

 

[maziwanka]

hahahahahahaha

 

[pennylane]

9/10

Nice

 

[bigrash]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
so what'd he do? Does the vacuum take batteries? Where can I get one?

Yeah, it sounds like a good vacuum. The vacuum I bought at Wal-Mart can't do that. Do you have the website of the company that sells this particular vacuum? Why was the lady broke?
She a gambler? My grandma is a gambler too, but she still has plenty of money, because my grandpa had his own oil accessories company. He sold his share for a pretty penny.

I heard that the reason why she was broke is because she spent all her money on drugs and alcohol. But that's just a rumor and I might be wrong.

 

[isasir]

Was the young man quick as a flash, or quick as The Flash?

 

[cavemanmoron]

 

[Farmall]

Originally posted by: Zysoclaplem

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
so what'd he do? Does the vacuum take batteries? Where can I get one?

Yeah, it sounds like a good vacuum. The vacuum I bought at Wal-Mart can't do that. Do you have the website of the company that sells this particular vacuum? Why was the lady broke?
She a gambler? My grandma is a gambler too, but she still has plenty of money, because my grandpa had his own oil accessories company. He sold his share for a pretty penny.

I would have thought an oil tycoon could have done better than a penny, no matter how pretty it was.

 

[Kev]

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
so what'd he do? Does the vacuum take batteries? Where can I get one?

hahaha, this posted was funnier than the joke

 

[bluewall21]

Originally posted by: Kev

Originally posted by: PoPPeR
so what'd he do? Does the vacuum take batteries? Where can I get one?

hahaha, this posted was funnier than the joke

I concur.

 

[Caesar]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
LOL