Alright I'm in desperate need of some amusement.
Let's make it a rule that you don't post unless you are sharing a joke... no need to fill this thread up with replies that don't contribute anything ;p If you add a joke, you are welcome to also include some comments about other peoples' posts.
To get things started...
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A guy and his wife are having sex, when they hear a loud noise. Suddenly a man walks into the room with a gun, and drags the husband off the bed. He makes him sit on the floor, telling him not to move or say anything. Then the criminal gets on the bed, and starts to whisper in the wife's ear. After a minute, he gets up, walks into the bathroom nearby, and closes the door.
The husband looks over at his wife, and starts whispering to her frantically. "Honey, that guy looks really dangerous, I know he will kill us both if we don't do exactly what he says! I know it's hard but please just do whatever he says so we can make it through this... I love you, be strong for us honey!"
The wife turns to the husband and says "Actually, he told me he is gay and asked me if we have any vaseline in the house. So I told him there's some in the bathroom. He should be back any minute-be strong for us honey!"
Thread locked due to a few childish individuals posting extremely offensive jokes
Anandtech Senior Moderator
Red Dawn
Let's make it a rule that you don't post unless you are sharing a joke... no need to fill this thread up with replies that don't contribute anything ;p If you add a joke, you are welcome to also include some comments about other peoples' posts.
To get things started...
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A guy and his wife are having sex, when they hear a loud noise. Suddenly a man walks into the room with a gun, and drags the husband off the bed. He makes him sit on the floor, telling him not to move or say anything. Then the criminal gets on the bed, and starts to whisper in the wife's ear. After a minute, he gets up, walks into the bathroom nearby, and closes the door.
The husband looks over at his wife, and starts whispering to her frantically. "Honey, that guy looks really dangerous, I know he will kill us both if we don't do exactly what he says! I know it's hard but please just do whatever he says so we can make it through this... I love you, be strong for us honey!"
The wife turns to the husband and says "Actually, he told me he is gay and asked me if we have any vaseline in the house. So I told him there's some in the bathroom. He should be back any minute-be strong for us honey!"
Thread locked due to a few childish individuals posting extremely offensive jokes
Anandtech Senior Moderator
Red Dawn