Engineering jokes:
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, ?It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.? Another said, ?No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems have many thousands of electrical connections.? The last said, ?Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area.?
An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. ?Where did you get such a rockin? bike?? asked the first. The second engineer replied ?Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. The woman threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said ?Take what you want.?? The first engineer nodded approvingly ?Good choice! The clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
and a blond joke.......
why are blond jokes so simple? so that brunettes can understand them.
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, ?It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.? Another said, ?No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous systems have many thousands of electrical connections.? The last said, ?Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area.?
An engineering student was walking across campus when another engineer rides up on a shiny new motorcycle. ?Where did you get such a rockin? bike?? asked the first. The second engineer replied ?Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. The woman threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said ?Take what you want.?? The first engineer nodded approvingly ?Good choice! The clothes probably wouldn?t have fit.?
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
and a blond joke.......
why are blond jokes so simple? so that brunettes can understand them.