after that damn snake joke thread i need some real jokes... please share...
rules:
1.) only post if you are posting a joke. please don't post to comment on others' jokes unless you are adding one of your own too. gotta share to post!
2.) please no retarded jokes like whats black and white and read all over... etc
3.) adult jokes are fine so please, this thread is 18+
here's one to start us off:
so a white guy was at the hospital with his wife who was giving birth. the doctor came and found the husband and said sir i have a bit of a surprise for you, your wife just gave birth to twins. so the guy replied well im not surprised at all, i have a dick like a chimney. the dr. responded well maybe you should clean it because your kids are BLACK
rules:
1.) only post if you are posting a joke. please don't post to comment on others' jokes unless you are adding one of your own too. gotta share to post!
2.) please no retarded jokes like whats black and white and read all over... etc
3.) adult jokes are fine so please, this thread is 18+
here's one to start us off:
so a white guy was at the hospital with his wife who was giving birth. the doctor came and found the husband and said sir i have a bit of a surprise for you, your wife just gave birth to twins. so the guy replied well im not surprised at all, i have a dick like a chimney. the dr. responded well maybe you should clean it because your kids are BLACK