Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Okay, so there were three midgets in this bar, it was gettin late and they had all had their fair share of drinking.
Suddenly, one midget turns to the other two and goes, you know what, i probably have the smallest hands in the world. The other two look around, and say, okay, we'll drink to that. so they each drink to it.
The second midget turns to the other two and says, you know, i probably have the smallest feet in the world. the other two look around and say, okay, we'll drink to that.
The third midget looks around, says, you know, i probably have the smallest dick in the world. the other two look at each other, then around, and say, okay we'll drink to that.
So after these revelations, the three midgest concur that they should go the next morning to the guiness book of world records and get themselves put in the record book.
come next morning, the three midgets were outside the building for the guiness book of world records
the first midget walks in, about 10 minutes later, he comes back out estatic, and says I did it, ihave the smallest hands in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
the second midget walks in, and about 15 minutes later, he comes back out estatic and says, I did it, I have the smallest feet in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
The third midget proudly walks up and into the building, about 2 minutes later he comes back outside piss off. The other two ask him whats wrong, he responds
Who the fvck is this Anandtech Moderator guy anyways?
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Okay, so there were three midgets in this bar, it was gettin late and they had all had their fair share of drinking.
Suddenly, one midget turns to the other two and goes, you know what, i probably have the smallest hands in the world. The other two look around, and say, okay, we'll drink to that. so they each drink to it.
The second midget turns to the other two and says, you know, i probably have the smallest feet in the world. the other two look around and say, okay, we'll drink to that.
The third midget looks around, says, you know, i probably have the smallest dick in the world. the other two look at each other, then around, and say, okay we'll drink to that.
So after these revelations, the three midgest concur that they should go the next morning to the guiness book of world records and get themselves put in the record book.
come next morning, the three midgets were outside the building for the guiness book of world records
the first midget walks in, about 10 minutes later, he comes back out estatic, and says I did it, ihave the smallest hands in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
the second midget walks in, and about 15 minutes later, he comes back out estatic and says, I did it, I have the smallest feet in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
The third midget proudly walks up and into the building, about 2 minutes later he comes back outside piss off. The other two ask him whats wrong, he responds
Who the fvck is this Anandtech Moderator guy anyways?
Originally posted by: MIKEMIKE
Okay, so there were three midgets in this bar, it was gettin late and they had all had their fair share of drinking.
Suddenly, one midget turns to the other two and goes, you know what, i probably have the smallest hands in the world. The other two look around, and say, okay, we'll drink to that. so they each drink to it.
The second midget turns to the other two and says, you know, i probably have the smallest feet in the world. the other two look around and say, okay, we'll drink to that.
The third midget looks around, says, you know, i probably have the smallest dick in the world. the other two look at each other, then around, and say, okay we'll drink to that.
So after these revelations, the three midgest concur that they should go the next morning to the guiness book of world records and get themselves put in the record book.
come next morning, the three midgets were outside the building for the guiness book of world records
the first midget walks in, about 10 minutes later, he comes back out estatic, and says I did it, ihave the smallest hands in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
the second midget walks in, and about 15 minutes later, he comes back out estatic and says, I did it, I have the smallest feet in the world, im in the guiness book of world records.
The third midget proudly walks up and into the building, about 2 minutes later he comes back outside piss off. The other two ask him whats wrong, he responds
Who the fvck is this Anandtech Moderator guy anyways?
Originally posted by: Turin39789
Originally posted by: Kev
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "how do you drive this thing?"
Two sausages are in a frying pan, one says to the other "it sure is hot in here." The other one looks at him and screams "Oh my god a talking sausage!!"
Always gets me...
Brilliant!
What's a pirate's favorite cheese?
HavAAARRRRti.
Originally posted by: Mizugori
how many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
...depends how hard you through them
what do michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common?
...they both put 50 year old meat into 10 year old buns
Originally posted by: Legendary
Originally posted by: Turin39789
Originally posted by: Kev
Two fish are in a tank, one says to the other, "how do you drive this thing?"
Two sausages are in a frying pan, one says to the other "it sure is hot in here." The other one looks at him and screams "Oh my god a talking sausage!!"
Always gets me...
Brilliant!
What's a pirate's favorite cheese?
HavAAARRRRti.
No way, it's definitely JAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLSberg
Originally posted by: KLin
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, "Those are deer tracks."
The second blonde said, "No, those are elk tracks."
The third blonde said, "You're both wrong, those are moose tracks."
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Ooohh. Well...um. I WAS going to post a joke but being the thread started on a racial joke note...and this is still ATOT (the land of pissed-off Liberal Equal Opportunity Alternate Lifestyle Because Everyone Is Beautiful Mod Smackdown b/c he feels like it)... I won't post any jokes.
/slowly backs out of thread
Originally posted by: bobross419
Did any of you guys hear about Apple's new line of computers marketed to geriatrics? They are calling it the Granny Smith.
Lifetime Network's hit "Army Wives" has spawned a spinoff. Insiders believe that the new show "Navy Wives" will be picked up by the LOGO network.
What did the Jewish baker say to the pretty lady that walked into his shop? "CHALLAH!!!!!"
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: bobross419
Did any of you guys hear about Apple's new line of computers marketed to geriatrics? They are calling it the Granny Smith.
Lifetime Network's hit "Army Wives" has spawned a spinoff. Insiders believe that the new show "Navy Wives" will be picked up by the LOGO network.
What did the Jewish baker say to the pretty lady that walked into his shop? "CHALLAH!!!!!"
I don't get the 2nd one.
Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: bobross419
Did any of you guys hear about Apple's new line of computers marketed to geriatrics? They are calling it the Granny Smith.
Lifetime Network's hit "Army Wives" has spawned a spinoff. Insiders believe that the new show "Navy Wives" will be picked up by the LOGO network.
What did the Jewish baker say to the pretty lady that walked into his shop? "CHALLAH!!!!!"
I don't get the 2nd one.
*Sigh* Editted the post with a link to LOGO network's Wiki page because you are the second person to not get this Logo is the Gay and Lesbian network...
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: bobross419
Did any of you guys hear about Apple's new line of computers marketed to geriatrics? They are calling it the Granny Smith.
Lifetime Network's hit "Army Wives" has spawned a spinoff. Insiders believe that the new show "Navy Wives" will be picked up by the LOGO network.
What did the Jewish baker say to the pretty lady that walked into his shop? "CHALLAH!!!!!"
I don't get the 2nd one.
*Sigh* Editted the post with a link to LOGO network's Wiki page because you are the second person to not get this Logo is the Gay and Lesbian network...
so the joke is that people in the navy are gay?
Originally posted by: bobross419
Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: bobross419
Did any of you guys hear about Apple's new line of computers marketed to geriatrics? They are calling it the Granny Smith.
Lifetime Network's hit "Army Wives" has spawned a spinoff. Insiders believe that the new show "Navy Wives" will be picked up by the LOGO network.
What did the Jewish baker say to the pretty lady that walked into his shop? "CHALLAH!!!!!"
I don't get the 2nd one.
*Sigh* Editted the post with a link to LOGO network's Wiki page because you are the second person to not get this Logo is the Gay and Lesbian network...