PunDogg

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This guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down, orders a huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out. Five minutes later, the guy walks into the bar again, orders another huge beer, chugs it, walks over to the window, and jumps out again. Five minutes later, he re-appears and repeats the whole thing.
About half an hour later, another guy at the bar stops the first guy and says, "hey, how the hell are you doing that?!"
The first guy responds, "oh, it's really simple physics. When you chug the beer, it makes you all warm inside and since warm air rises, if you just hold your breath you become lighter than air and float down to the sidewalk."
"WOW!" exclaims the second man, "I gotta try that!" So he orders a huge beer, chugs it, goes over to the window, jumps out, and splats on the sidewalk below.
The bartender looks over to the first man and says, "Superman, you're an asshole when you're drunk."

saw this on anothe forum


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I heard that joke a very, very long time ago, but it's still so funny since I forgot about it
 

TheStu

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I like the bit from Family guy where Peter goes to hell and sees Hitler, Stalin, Mao Ze Dong and Superman playing poker. When asked why he was there Superman replies "Some hooker made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet soe I broke her in half like a twig"
 

PunDogg

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Originally posted by: TheStu
I like the bit from Family guy where Peter goes to hell and sees Hitler, Stalin, Mao Ze Dong and Superman playing poker. When asked why he was there Superman replies "Some hooker made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet soe I broke her in half like a twig"

ROFL

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bluewall21

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Originally posted by: TheStu
I like the bit from Family guy where Peter goes to hell and sees Hitler, Stalin, Mao Ze Dong and Superman playing poker. When asked why he was there Superman replies "Some hooker made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet soe I broke her in half like a twig"

That's good stuff.
 

GigaCluster

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Originally posted by: TheStu
I like the bit from Family guy where Peter goes to hell and sees Hitler, Stalin, Mao Ze Dong and Superman playing poker. When asked why he was there Superman replies "Some hooker made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet soe I broke her in half like a twig"

Doesn't the actual quote say "ripped her in half like a phone book" which adds to the humor?
 

TheStu

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Originally posted by: GigaCluster
Originally posted by: TheStu
I like the bit from Family guy where Peter goes to hell and sees Hitler, Stalin, Mao Ze Dong and Superman playing poker. When asked why he was there Superman replies "Some hooker made a crack about me being faster than a speeding bullet soe I broke her in half like a twig"

Doesn't the actual quote say "ripped her in half like a phone book" which adds to the humor?

Probably... It's been a while since I've seen the epsiode and even though I own them all I couldn't remember what episode it was from.... Oh well

Of course then there is the joke where Superman is flying around one day and sees WonderWoman sunbathing nVde on the roof of a building. So Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet... I can get down there have a quickie and get out...." So he flys on down there does his business right quick and flys off. Then WonderWoman opens her eyes and says "WTF?" and the Invisible Man replies "I don't know but man my --- hurts!"
 
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