Joke

[The Green Bean]

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
>
> After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
> announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
> captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to
> Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a
> smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
>
> Silence.
>
> Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and
> Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking,
> the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee
> in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
>
> A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of
> mine!"

 

[MrChad]

:thumbsdown:

 

[Mucho]

You only now got that Fw.

 

[Jahee]

.... I don't get it

 

[Safeway]

Lame joke. Move along.

0/10

 

[bigrash]

-20million/10

 

[olds]

The joke is your formatting, lazy bean.

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

 

[RadiclDreamer]

5/10

 

[AmpedSilence]

boo

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
The joke is your formatting, lazy bean.

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
Silence.
Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

Delivery makes the difference. 8/10 to oldsmoboat; 2/10 to OP.

 

[jadinolf]

Originally posted by: MrChad
:thumbsdown:

 

[mooglemania85]

zzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[yosuke188]

:cricket;

 

[Argo]

This actually happed to me on a flight to Seattle:

Captain: Ladies and Gentlement, I just got a message from the ground control, saying that the runway is busy and they want us to enter the holding pattern.

Captain: However, I told them that we only have 30 minutes of fuel left and we'll be coming down one way or another.

 

[hjo3]

Oh, because he pooped. Hilarious.

 

[FilmCamera]

How did they get it off the treadmill?

 

[MainFramed]

gave me a chuckle

 

[TallBill]

lol, I broke a grin

 

[magnux]

I see what you did there.

 

[illusion88]

....

 

[Dualist]

Just chuckled on that one.