- Jul 27, 2003
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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport.
>
> After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
> announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
> captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to
> Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a
> smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
>
> Silence.
>
> Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and
> Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking,
> the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee
> in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
>
> A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of
> mine!"
>
> After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an
> announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your
> captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to
> Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have a
> smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH MY GOD!"
>
> Silence.
>
> Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and
> Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but while I was talking,
> the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee
> in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
>
> A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of
> mine!"