Jorts?

[TangoJuliet]

I know this guy.....google jorts mets fan

 

[FelixDeCat]

reported

ban imho

Your humble opinion is misinformed and backwards. :whiste:

 

[acheron]

Jorts refer to jeans you make into shorts yourself, this is only acceptable if you're a redneck. Diesel & any other fashion brand make denim shorts. There's nothing wrong with wearing them unless you're wearing Lee's or Wanglers or some shit brand.

LOL. Diesel! A fool and his money, etc.

 

[Wyndru]

Hey look, it's the annual summer jorts thread!

 

[tfinch2]

ding ding ding we have a hipster

No a hipster will wear the Wrangler jorts.

 

[Murloc]

the fuck is wrong with americans? you wouldn't know fashion if it hit you in the face...
I'm wearing denim shorts right now. They never went out of style just like brown suits never did.

is this an ironical post?
I can't remember seeing a brown suit in the past years.

Bro, is this you? :biggrin:

must be if he's wearing shorts year round in wauconda, gotta have some insulation for the sub-freezing temperatures.

 

[JulesMaximus]

is this an ironical post?
I can't remember seeing a brown suit in the past years.

The last man to pull off a brown suit.

On a side note, he is a secret agent, in a tropical climate, trying to blend in and be inconspicuous, wearing a suit... that guy in the shorts in the background is probably snickering to his GF, "hey, check out that dude in the suit."

 

[Broheim]

is this an ironical post?
I can't remember seeing a brown suit in the past years.

it's much less common than a grey or black suit but I see them around, hell I own a brown suit.

http://www.gq.com/style/wear-it-now/201307/mads-mikkelsen-in-the-new-brown-suit#slide=1

put this on and you'll practically have to fight off the hordes of horny women that are trying to rape you.

 

[QueBert]

What difference does the brand make? They are all the same shit.

Not even close, Wangers for instance fit like shit, they're stiff and just overall crappy. I have some Coogie shorts that are about 3 times as soft as any Levi's or Lee's or whatever bargin basement brand. For the comfort level alone pricey denim shorts are worth it. Chicks also dig nice denim, and nothing in the 30 and under range even come close to qualifying.

2 things I'll never go cheap on are demin & socks.

 

[FelixDeCat]

it's much less common than a grey or black suit but I see them around, hell I own a brown suit.

http://www.gq.com/style/wear-it-now/201307/mads-mikkelsen-in-the-new-brown-suit#slide=1

put this on and you'll practically have to fight off the hordes of horny women that are trying to rape you.

I prefer binders of horny women.

Will jorts get me those?

 

[brianmanahan]

No a hipster will wear the Wrangler jorts.

i wear wranglers and lees

but i'm a cheapster, not a hipster

would rather save my money than spend it on clothes that are no better save for the designer name tag on them