JPG in a Gmail signature?

[JMorton6]

I've got a simple JPG of my business card that I'd like to attach as a signature in Gmail. In Outlook, I simply paste the image into the 'signature' box and it works like a charm. What do I do?

 

[Baked]

You can't, gmail doesn't allow gay shit like that.

 

[LordMaul]

See 1st reply for how, and mine for the reason: JPG signatures are for 12-year-olds on XBOX message boards proclaiming their clan 1337ness, not for making everyone look at your business card every time they read an email from you.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Ugh. Don't.

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: Baked
You can't, gmail doesn't allow gay shit like that.

Are you in fifth grade?

 

[Baked]

Originally posted by: TridenT

Originally posted by: Baked
You can't, gmail doesn't allow gay shit like that.

Are you in fifth grade?

sixth actually. why, you wanna touch me?

 

[Chronoshock]

Signatures should consist of text listing your name, position, company, and contact information. Anything more and you're venturing into dickscarf territory.

 

[gorcorps]

Everything that's on your business card can be typed as a normal signature. If you use images nobody will ever, EVER take you seriously... and I wouldn't put it past some people to find you and kill you for it.

 

[QueBert]

setting up Outlook to control your G-Mail should work. G-Mail also doesn't allow EXE attachments because apparently all EXEs are viruses! Nothing better than having to RAR it because it won't take an EXE or ZIP.

FUCK GMAIL

 

[TridenT]

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: TridenT

Originally posted by: Baked
You can't, gmail doesn't allow gay shit like that.

Are you in fifth grade?

sixth actually. why, you wanna touch me?

Yes, I am gay... (All gay people are pedophiles, right? I want to make sure to get my facts straight...)

EDIT: (Whoops, screwed up my answers)

 

[SunSamurai]

Originally posted by: QueBert
setting up Outlook to control your G-Mail should work. G-Mail also doesn't allow EXE attachments because apparently all EXEs are viruses! Nothing better than having to RAR it because it won't take an EXE or ZIP.

FUCK GMAIL

This is the most pathetic post ive read today. Fuck gmail because you cant take 10 sec to .rar your exe. Put it on 'store' compression and stop bitch'n.

 

[octopus41092]

Just put the contact text from your card in and not the JPG.

 

[Analog]

Originally posted by: Baked
You can't, gmail doesn't allow gay shit like that.

This.

 

[sjwaste]

Don't do it. That business card almost landed you in prison.

 

[PlasmaBomb]

Originally posted by: octopus41092
Just put the contact text from your card in and not the JPG.

 

[xSauronx]

Originally posted by: sjwaste
Don't do it. That business card almost landed you in prison.

if youre gonna do it, do it right!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YknjhnywGGI

 

[QueBert]

Originally posted by: SunSamurai

Originally posted by: QueBert
setting up Outlook to control your G-Mail should work. G-Mail also doesn't allow EXE attachments because apparently all EXEs are viruses! Nothing better than having to RAR it because it won't take an EXE or ZIP.

FUCK GMAIL

This is the most pathetic post ive read today. Fuck gmail because you cant take 10 sec to .rar your exe. Put it on 'store' compression and stop bitch'n.

RAR isn't on most pc's, if I'm on a clients PC I'd have to go download winRAR or another program that supports RAR so I can email the file. Oddly enough shitty Yahoo mail doesn't make me do this. G-Mail is always extra steps to do basic shit. If your email system doesn't support ZIP fuck you G-Mail. Your example is flawed, I cannot download/install WinRAR and rar a file in anywhere close to 10 seconds. Nothing better than spending over a minute on a clients system to do something that I could do in 6 seconds if G-Mail wasn't a douche about it. The great thing is a ZIP isn't okay because of security risks, but if I RAR it, it magically is safe.

again, fuck G-Mail.

 

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: TridenT

Originally posted by: Baked

Originally posted by: TridenT

Originally posted by: Baked
You can't, gmail doesn't allow gay shit like that.

Are you in fifth grade?

sixth actually. why, you wanna touch me?

Yes, I am gay... (All gay people are pedophiles, right? I want to make sure to get my facts straight...)

EDIT: (Whoops, screwed up my answers)

This thread is getting me all bot and hothered.

 

[Syringer]

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/20887

 

[JMorton6]

Originally posted by: Syringer
http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/20887

Thank you sir!