Actually, batteries release hydrogen gas during charging, not from being dead.
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generate hydrogen gas when charging. It can leak hydrogen at any time. It's more of a problem with dead batteries because dead batteries are often low on electrolyte and this allows gas to accumulate at the top of the battery. I even posted a link explaining this if you care to read the whole thread.
Wrong. Connect the two positive leads first (doesn't matter what order), then connect the negative lead to the GOOD battery, then, LAST OF ALL, connect the negative lead to a chassis ground point to avoid excessive arcing and the potential to ignite hydrogen when removing the leads after the stricken car has been started.
Good luck finding anywhere to connect this on a modern car. A car in 1980 had a steel bumper you could clamp to. My car and your car are all plastic. The bumper is plastic, the doors are plastic, the bottom of the car is coated with foam to reduce noise, and the entire area under the hood is painted. The only part of the car you can connect to is either the battery itself or the ground wire connected to the battery. Trying to clamp it onto one of the painted areas will result in a whole lot of nothing.
Wrong. As mentioned above, the last connection should be to a CHASSIS GROUND ON THE STRICKEN VEHICLE. Additionally, this mythical "tap test" (that I've never heard of in 2 decades of working on cars) won't prove anything other than that you've completed a circuit. If someone followed the incorrect instructions you've given they would always get a spark doing what you suggest.
This is absolutely wrong. I parallel car batteries every year when I go camping and they never spark. If it sparks, that means you connected it backwards. You tap test it to make sure the polarity is right. Most battery related incidents are directly caused by people getting the polarity wrong. Even good batteries can explode when you connect them wrong.
No need for such a sense of urgency. You can remove the cables at your leisure. 5-10 minutes isn't going to hurt a damn thing.
As stated above by BUTCH:
"And guess what, if his battery is totally flat it'd NOT gonna start in 30 seconds,
I jumped my neighbor once for about 3 minutes and my atl was too hot to touch, last time for me.."
Trying to be a super nice guy and charging both batteries for 10 minutes could end up costing you a new alternator. Let the other guy's car do all the work.
Bullshit. While very extended periods at full output can indeed shorten the life of an alternator, 5-10 minutes hooked up to a "dead" battery sure as hell isn't going to have any meaningful effect. An average passenger car alternator will deliver between 100 and 200 amps at full output. A charging system will limit the amperage to the battery to, at most, 12 amps.
I want you to go to your car right now and look at how it's connected. On every car I have owned to date, the alternator has a single pair of wires going to the battery, then everything is connected to the battery. There isn't some magically controlled circuit for charging the battery. All the alternator sees is a voltage. The alternator doesn't know the difference between you charging a dead battery vs you trying to run the headlights and the fans and cigarette lighter and the rear window defroster all at the same time. It's not limited to anything. If you put a completely dead battery on your alternator, the alternator will run as hard as the voltage difference allows it to run.
A weak battery isn't somehow going to magically suck every available amp from the alternator, if the charging system allowed that the battery would get fried from charging too fast.
Actually that does happen. This is exactly why people buy “trickle chargers” for batteries instead of jumpering them to their car and letting it run for 10 minutes. Trickle charging is easy on the battery. Doing a fast 10 minute charge at 50amps will screw up the battery and it can take out the alternator as well if the alternator gets too hot (edit: driving the car provides extra cooling to everything, so running it full blast when you're on the highway might not overheat but running it like that on your driveway can).
Look, kid, just let the adults who have actual experience working on cars answer these sorts of questions. All you do is provide bad information and confuse people who are looking for reliable advice
I'm an electrical engineer and much of my job is battery backup systems for vital circuits. Most of the stuff I deal with is 12V DC coming from a battery system very similar to that found in cars. Most of the stuff I've posted is stated in manuals that come with the battery systems I order. Things like when hydrogen gas is made (during charging), when it can be a problem (any time), when it accumulates (when electrolyte is low), doing a tap test before strapping batteries together, how chargers only look at battery voltage, and how batteries can explode if you hook them anti-parallel for even a couple seconds.