Just Owned the Delivery Guy!!

[Rebasxer]

So I order myself a nice sub for dinner, along with fries and a coke, total comes to 10$ flat.
An hour and a half later my food shows up (one of the sub shops delivery guys got robbed and backed up the entire store, so the time was forgiveable). Anyhow, the guy comes, and I give him a 20, I didn't have anything else but a few ones. He gives me 2 fives back, thinking that ill be forced to give him a 50% tip, but then bam, I pull 3 ones out of my pocket, he gets this ill look on his face, and I shut the door with a smile

Moral of the story: don't try and cheat customers

 

[rmrf]

what's with the delivery stiffs on the board lately? if you are that cheap, get your fat ass off the couch and go pick it up.

 

[tec699]

Originally posted by: rmrf
what's with the delivery stiffs on the board lately? if you are that cheap, get your fat ass off the couch and go pick it up.

$3 is plenty.

 

[zixxer]

yeah wtf. i kind of doubt that guy did that on purpose. you're just an asshole

 

[LordMaul]

You + = /thread

 

[Ryan]

Yes - because you knew what he was thinking - you can read minds.

 

[waggy]

pfft $3 delivery is good. Not to mention having the guy try to force you to pay with a $5

 

[ElTorrente]

Originally posted by: Rebasxer
So I order myself a nice sub for dinner, along with fries and a coke, total comes to 10$ flat.
An hour and a half later my food shows up (one of the sub shops delivery guys got robbed and backed up the entire store, so the time was forgiveable). Anyhow, the guy comes, and I give him a 20, I didn't have anything else but a few ones. He gives me 2 fives back, thinking that ill be forced to give him a 50% tip, but then bam, I pull 3 ones out of my pocket, he gets this ill look on his face, and I shut the door with a smile

Moral of the story: don't try and cheat customers

You're an idiot.

 

[ElFenix]

yeah you really showed him

 

[randumb]

Originally posted by: Ryan
Yes - because you knew what he was thinking - you can read minds.

well, the delivery guy probably expected more if he got an "ill look on his face"

 

[DAGTA]

Today the delivery guy; tomorrow the world!

 

[MichaelD]

He didn't try to rob you.

You didn't own him.

He did his job.

You gave him a very nice tip. $3 tip on a $10 tab is better than 33%; I'd have thanked you profuselyl.


But, since you opted to try and sport your epenis, I give you a ZERO for all skills.

You suck, etc, etc.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Originally posted by: ElTorrente
You're an idiot.

 

[Crescent13]

Originally posted by: cKGunslinger

Originally posted by: ElTorrente
You're an idiot.

 

[brunswickite]

At the hair cutting place I got to, its 15 dollars for a haircut, so I give them a 20. They ALAWAYS give me 5 1's back. I figure the logic is that if they give me a 5 back and I dont have any singles I wont be able to tip the hairdresser. It doesnt matter to me because I tip her 5 bucks anyway.

 

[simms]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
He didn't try to rob you.

You didn't own him.

He did his job.

You gave him a very nice tip. $3 tip on a $10 tab is better than 33%; I'd have thanked you profuselyl.


But, since you opted to try and sport your epenis, I give you a ZERO for all skills.

You suck, etc, etc.

 

[Lonyo]

Sometimes, being poor students, we give no tip.
Once we ordered some pizza, and there way just enough to pay the guy, maybe 50p extra (english money).

 

[PlatinumGold]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
He didn't try to rob you.

You didn't own him.

He did his job.

You gave him a very nice tip. $3 tip on a $10 tab is better than 33%; I'd have thanked you profuselyl.


But, since you opted to try and sport your epenis, I give you a ZERO for all skills.

You suck, etc, etc.

better than 33%? it's clear to see math wasn't your strong suite.

 

[KingofCamelot]

Originally posted by: Rebasxer
So I order myself a nice sub for dinner, along with fries and a coke, total comes to 10$ flat.
An hour and a half later my food shows up (one of the sub shops delivery guys got robbed and backed up the entire store, so the time was forgiveable). Anyhow, the guy comes, and I give him a 20, I didn't have anything else but a few ones. He gives me 2 fives back, thinking that ill be forced to give him a 50% tip, but then bam, I pull 3 ones out of my pocket, he gets this ill look on his face, and I shut the door with a smile

Moral of the story: don't try and cheat customers

Uh...ok.

Next time why don't you just not tip him? That'll show him.

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
He didn't try to rob you.

You didn't own him.

He did his job.

You gave him a very nice tip. $3 tip on a $10 tab is better than 33%; I'd have thanked you profuselyl.


But, since you opted to try and sport your epenis, I give you a ZERO for all skills.

You suck, etc, etc.

yeah $3 tip is pretty darn good.

 

[DAGTA]

Originally posted by: MichaelD
He didn't try to rob you.

You didn't own him.

He did his job.

You gave him a very nice tip. $3 tip on a $10 tab is better than 33%; I'd have thanked you profuselyl.


But, since you opted to try and sport your epenis, I give you a ZERO for all skills.

You suck, etc, etc.

$3 on a $10 bill is a 30% tip.

 

[Rebasxer]

30% is still a pretty good tip, but the guy counted past his ones and went straight for the fives.

 

[UncleWai]

Rebasxer, I am proud of you!
Good job!!

 

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: PlatinumGold

Originally posted by: MichaelD
He didn't try to rob you.

You didn't own him.

He did his job.

You gave him a very nice tip. $3 tip on a $10 tab is better than 33%; I'd have thanked you profuselyl.


But, since you opted to try and sport your epenis, I give you a ZERO for all skills.

You suck, etc, etc.

better than 33%? it's clear to see math wasn't your strong suite.

and spelling wasn't yours

 

[Insomniak]

Originally posted by: armatron
yeah wtf. i kind of doubt that guy did that on purpose. you're just an asshole

Truth.

Delivery persons don't get compensated for car mileage or gas - they have to take that hit. Not tipping well is just an asshole thing to do, especially with today's gas prices.

Go shove something up your out-hole.