Kalashnikov MP3 player

[kamikadze]

http://www.audiobooksforfree.com/kalashnikov/Ak-mp3.asp

"AudioBooksForFree.Com (ABFF), the No1 UK online mp3 audio book publishers, introduces the new mp3 portable jukebox.
The "AK-MP3 Jukebox" comes with 20GB storage capable to hold up to 9000 songs or 3000 hours of mp3 audio books.

AK-MP3 player built into the body of the ammunition magazine of Kalashnikov automatic rifle.
Player could be used on its own or it could be attached to the Kalashnikov machinegun instead of the ordinary magazine.
Stainless steel body makes this new player uniquely suitable for outdoors.

..."

nuff said.

 

[Hav0k99]

umm are you advertising for them or do you have one for sale?

 

[Basilisk]

Originally posted by: Hav0k99
umm are you advertising for them or do you have one for sale?

Who cares?! For the inadequate masses, an AK-based MP3 player might save their souls! The girls in the pix are worth the price alone: this MP3 player must be REALLY POWERFUL to attract those AK-47 oreinted Babes!!!

Or... maybe this is really lame, but still a quite funny contribution from our arriviste "kamikadze".

 

[ReiAyanami]

i wouldn't recommend trying to take it on or listen to it on a plane. it would be like calling your friend and saying "Hi Jack!"

 

[goatzee]

Pricing:
$600.00USD with 300+ audio books preloaded
or
$350.00USD without audio books

funny that it's at audiobooksforfree.com

 

[SinSystems]

they need a better model :disgust:

 

[iahk]

Dang, no one linkified it yet?

LINKED

 

[Silme]

Doesn't look like standard 30 or 45 clip :/

 

[Averox]

First saw that in Maxim I think it was. Seems novelty-like to me.

 

[Kuhlman]

Only 8 hours battery life. Now if the girl is included we can talk.

 

[huesmann]

Looks more like an SVD/Dragunov clip to me...

 

[zvadim]

would that be girl's battery life or the player's?

Only 8 hours battery life. Now if the girl is included we can talk.

 

[MonkeyWithAnUZI]

Bah! This is ollllddddd....and the girl's a dog (where are you guys from anyway??).

 

[HotWingz]

What? No Russian ballerina/ice skater comments yet?

("Didn't he win the gold in the last Winter olympics?", etc.)

 

[preslove]

i like how the model's camo-covered box is next to that hermit looking dude.

 

[rasputinj]

Originally posted by: preslove
i like how the model's camo-covered box is next to that hermit looking dude.

Well put, puts a damper on the model.

 

[Havoc13]

It's a post ban 10 round magazine...

 

[lupi]

Meanwhile, if you already own other HDD-MP3 Jukebox (e.g. ARCHOS, iPOD, MAMBOX, NOMAD/CREATIVE, etc.) you can buy just a belt-pouch (without a player or a girl).

Does this mean the magazine version comes with the girl :beer: