Kate Upton is single!

[Mai72]

Do we even stand a chance? :what:

 

[SKORPI0]

Kate Upton, Maksim Chmerkovskiy Split After 6 Months, Men Everywhere Smile Wide

 

[zerocool84]

Bewbies too pointy




Post pics to confirm this please.

 

[SandEagle]

who cares?

 

[Jodell88]

who cares?

This.

 

[shortylickens]

who cares?

straight males.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Really? I think I'll give her a call. See what she's doing this weekend.

 

[SandEagle]

straight males.

uh, i'm straight. i don't care because she has no chance with me.

 

[Markbnj]

She has a pretty face if you don't zoom in too close, but really that's about it.

 

[jammix]

i dont like that fat *lut!

 

[lupi]

Must have been a short honeymoon, don't recal the wedding.

 

[DrPizza]

Could this be, "okay, the sex was great, but now we have to split up, because it'll give me more attention in the press, which will boost the movie, and earn me more money in the future. Plus, it''ll give your name and career a boost too."

 

[Rakehellion]

I guess she finally got dumped for being a butterface.

 

[dighn]

who?

 

[schneiderguy]

She has a pretty face if you don't zoom in too close, but really that's about it.

Zoom in for mustache D:

 

[Squisher]

Did he also lose something off his fastball along with not being able to get the curve over?

 

[chimaxi83]

straight males who can't get their own women and fap to Internet women all day.

I fixed that for you, bro.

 

[Rakehellion]

Zoom in for mustache D:

Well, I'm still turned on.

 

[dbk]

SNIP

Zoom in for mustache D:

LOL... but her eyes are crazy!

 

[techs]

First try your hand at Kate Mara. This Kates a real whore who will go down on a garden gnome if she thinks it will help her career.

 

[Broheim]

ITT atot neckbeards being atot neckbeards.

 

[Mean MrMustard]

Zoom in for mustache D:

I bet she has pointy elbows too.

 

[shortylickens]

ITT atot neckbeards being atot neckbeards.

Sorry if we arent glutted with Swedish models like you. We have to make do with what we have.


:america:

 

[Broheim]

Sorry if we arent glutted with Swedish models like you. We have to make do with what we have.


:america:

I was getting at the pointy elbows comments, I think she's hot and funny.

 

[iGas]

She really isn't my type, but I'll wouldn't kick her out of bed if I ever have a chance, specially that she is a *lut/good in bed.