Originally posted by: Vonkhan
It was an interesting morning
Around 8:30am I hear a loud banging on the door and guess who it is
Why, its my dear beloved roomie!
He wants to know why all his stuff is out on the sidewalk - and when I tell him the reasons and he gets even madder, threatening to f*ck me up, gonna call his people yada yada yada. My dog's going crazy (gets excited when people yell, stupid dog) and some of the neighbours are wondering what all the commotion is abput (see mad roomie, see stuff on sidewalk - do the math!)
At this point, I excuse myself and take a couple of steps backwards and pick up the phone and take two steps forwards and tell him that if he doesn't get off my front porch - I'd FIRST call the INS, then the cops. Dude flips out, goes totally dramatic and punches ... the wall Maybe the pain cleared up his head or something, but he turns and walks away, leaving all his stuff on the sidewalk.
So, I get my rear back in bed (hey, I was up nearly till 6:00am fixing those locks!) and it feels so good ... when ...
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK *RRRRRRRRRRRRRING* *RRRRRRRRRRRRRING* *RRRRRRRRRRRRRING* KNOCK KNOCK
aaaargh, I need my sleep but hello! its already 10:15am?!
My roomie's back at the door, crying and wailing his eyeballs out - doesn't have a place to stay, eveidently lost one of his part-time jobs a couple of days ago (never told me that before), no money ... the entire sob story
eh :S thanks for the tear-jerker story dude, but u cant stay here any more ... too much sh!t has already happened.
Called up my boss at the International Programs/Student Life Office and explained the situation to him. They're gonna put him in a dorm room for a couple of days and try to find a host family for him. One of the university's shuttle vans just picked him up a few minutes ago.
I still have his computer :evil: