Kiefer Sutherland vs. Chuck Norris (Jack Bauer vs. Walker)

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I think Jack is more badass.. sorry.

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Walker's got some serious roundhouse kicks that will kill ok, I admit that. He's got pinpoint accuracy too. He pops out and with 1 hand on the gun (not even raising it to eye level) fires 1 shot and 1 guy will die. Then he'll toss grenades and they blow up killing like 10 ppl at a time. I used to watch Walker a crapload come on. I knew this. His kill count was like what... 30 per episode? Driving in his GMC truck or whatever he would pop out and kill 10 guys in a warehouse.

Then you have Jack Bauer. Season 4. He goes in and pops all the terrorists alone to save Heller. Damn. FVCK PROTOCOL. To hell with you George Mason. I mean you shoot someone with a tranq gun when he's way above you in rank? Shooting people after they're incapacitated already? (Season 5, Season 3 with Nina) LoL Those were just hilarious scenes. I thought that was super badass. What about shooting ppl in interrogation rooms, and what he did to whatever terrorist guy in season 2 and teh fake TV shooting of the kids.

Jack Bauer may not be as "strong" as Walker, he may not be as bullcrap with 1 shot headshot aimbot, but seriously, he takes out entire terrorist cells. The mere fact that he kills Walker in the interrogation room (seriously... Walker threatens with legal punishments while Bauer breaks your leg) and the productivity of Bauer just pwns.

This is why 24 is 300 tiems more popular than Walker Texas Ranger.
 

Salvador

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Character wise, Jack would kick ass, but in real life Chuck would easily take Jack.
 

isasir

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Chuck Norris may not sleep, but Jack Bauer neither sleeps nor uses the bathroom, so Jack would take out Chuck with a swift chop while Chuck is at the urinal.
 

NathanBWF

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Sutherland would be on the floor faster than you can say "roundhouse kick to the face".
 

archiloco

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unarmed -chuck norris for the win!!!! hands down (literally)

weapons allowed- Jack Bauer all the way!!!!!


 
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Uhhh.. Jack Bauer will shoot people when he's pissed. Walker controls himself because he knows "wrong from right."

Someone who doesn't follow protocol like Jack kicks @$$ 4TW!
 

Kelvrick

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Feb 14, 2001
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I'd choose solid snake. Although jack seems to be boning a whole lot more women then snake...
 

HN

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Jack - "THERE'S NO TIME!!!111!!1"
Chuck - everyone knows time waits for Chuck.

Chuck +1
 

TheNinja

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The answer reminds of that old SNL skit with Farley when they asked about Bears vs Bulls. Something about how the universe would explode if such an event were to take place.
 

ultimatebob

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The voice greeting on Chuck Norris's web site makes him sounds like a weenie, but Keifer Sutherland was the voice of that bad ass sniper in Phone Booth.

Advantage: Keifer Sutherland.
 

ultimatebob

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Originally posted by: tjaisv
No. Jeanne Claude Van Damme would win.

Hey now, no adding other competitors! This is a Jack Bauer vs. Walker: Texas Ranger faceoff, plain and simple.

Besides, almost ANY of the people who played James Bond could kick Van Damme's ass. Hell, even Vin Diesel stands a shot at it
 
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Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Originally posted by: tjaisv
No. Jeanne Claude Van Damme would win.

Hey now, no adding other competitors! This is a Jack Bauer vs. Walker: Texas Ranger faceoff, plain and simple.

Besides, almost ANY of the people who played James Bond could kick Van Damme's ass. Hell, even Vin Diesel stands a shot at it


Van Damme was PATHETIC...
 

HN

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Originally posted by: DLeRium
Originally posted by: ultimatebob
Originally posted by: tjaisv
No. Jeanne Claude Van Damme would win.

Hey now, no adding other competitors! This is a Jack Bauer vs. Walker: Texas Ranger faceoff, plain and simple.

Besides, almost ANY of the people who played James Bond could kick Van Damme's ass. Hell, even Vin Diesel stands a shot at it


Van Damme was PATHETIC...

he'll always have Kickboxer
 
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