Kim Kardashian now a MILF

[dmcowen674]

12-31-2012

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-ne...ant-her-family-reacts-big-news-072106883.html

Kim Kardashian Pregnant



On Sunday night, Kanye West “announced” that he and Kim Kardashian are expecting a child together when he told the crowd at his Atlantic City concert to “Stop the music and make some noise for my baby mama,” according to a fan on Twitter who was at the show, and then reportedly pointed to his girlfriend in the audience.

This will be the first child for both Kim, 32, and West, 35, who began dating in the spring of 2012.

At 5 months, looking super hot

Update: 3-16-2013

http://movies.yahoo.com/photos/tyle...yler-perry-s-temptation-photo-2036426760.html

Mom-to-be Kim Kardashian stunned on the red carpet of the "Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions Of A Marriage Counselor" screening on March 16, 2013 in Atlanta, Georgia. Kim showed off her baby-bump in an uber-flattering sparkling black lace top with empire waist and leather leggings .The outfit was designed by stylists Rob Zangardi and Mariel Haenn with pants by the Kardasian Kollection. And of course, she completes the ensemble with black heels, which we are guessing, at 5 months pregnant, can not be too comfortable

 

[dmcowen674]

Those hips will be even wider now :thumbsup:

 

[Imp]

I was going to check TMZ, then I remembered that I'm running my third virus scan tonight because an effing Java virus showed up while looking at TMZ earlier.

 

[SheHateMe]

Yay, mixed babies! lol

That is going to be an interesting pregnancy.

 

[amdhunter]

That's gonna be one herpe'd up kid.

 

[dennilfloss]

She's not a mother yet, she's just pregnant.

 

[Dr. Zaus]

She's not a mother yet, she's just pregnant.

She's the mother of a fetus.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

She's the mother of a fetus.

Inb4 abortion argument.










Also, inb4 any reference to "Imma let you finish"

 

[Anonemous]

Isn't she still married to that NBA player?

 

[SheHateMe]

Isn't she still married to that NBA player?

Yep. Don't know why though.

 

[SheHateMe]

Now Kanye...Imma let you finish..but Imma need you to take the condom off first..

 

[dennilfloss]

When she gets those pregnancy cravings and eats a lot, will it mostly add to her junk in the trunk?

 

[BoomerD]

She's the mother of a fetus.

No...she's the carrier of a fetus. Motherhood begins at birth.

She's just knocked up at this time.

 

[Angry Irishman]

Gee...what a treat for humanity. Both should be sterilized for the betterment of mankind.

 

[SheHateMe]

Gee...what a treat for humanity. Both should be sterilized for the betterment of mankind.

Yes, a child is always a treat for humanity since they are innocent and not yet cognizant of how shitty our world is.

 

[dmcowen674]

She's not a mother yet, she's just pregnant.

Negative Ghostrider, Americans believe Personhood therefore Motherhood exists as soon as the sperm hit the egg.

 

[SheHateMe]

Negative Ghostrider, Americans believe Personhood therefore Motherhood exists as soon as the sperm hit the egg.

We're also behind the rest of the World in education...especially in Science and Maff.

 

[Angry Irishman]

Yes, a child is always a treat for humanity since they are innocent and not yet cognizant of how shitty our world is.

Not from that stock...the world's not that shitty.

 

[Lonyo]

Why do all dmcowen threads have an OP by him, and then a first post also by him as a reply to the news he posted in his own OP.

 

[Ichinisan]

I was going to check TMZ, then I remembered that I'm running my third virus scan tonight because an effing Java virus showed up while looking at TMZ earlier.

Keep java platform updated, foo.

 

[rudeguy]

OMG I can't wait to post to twitter about this!

 

[Fritzo]

Is nobody concerned about this? Two of the most vain people on the planet just conceived...their offspring will be a black hole of media attention. All channels will show nothing but 24/7 coverage of this kid!

I'm afraid.

 

[disappoint]

We're also behind the rest of the World in education...especially in Science and Maff.

Don't forget spelling.
It's maffs not maff.
:|

 

[TwiceOver]

I don't see how people find her attractive. She's got a *nice* face but nothing outstanding. Her body isn't *that* great. I'm not saying shes ugly, but I guess I just don't see what everyone else sees.

 

[Greenman]

Why do all dmcowen threads have an OP by him, and then a first post also by him as a reply to the news he posted in his own OP.

Multiple personality disorder? At this point, it's anyone's guess. I've seen him use the first six posts in a thread. It could be something as simple as not knowing where the edit button is.