Kim Kardashian now a MILF

[lxskllr]

I don't see how people find her attractive. She's got a *nice* face but nothing outstanding. Her body isn't *that* great. I'm not saying shes ugly, but I guess I just don't see what everyone else sees.

People see "something" because they're told to see something. It's like walking down the street, and seeing a stage with chasing light around the top, pyrotechnics, and neon. On that stage sits a single basset hound doing nothing of particular interest. People gather and watch waiting for something, while a promoter tells you how great the show is. Dumber members of the crowd agree it's a great show, and word slowly spreads about the amazing show down the street. People don't want to appear clueless, so they agree it's an amazing show, and it perpetuates itself on nothing but smoke and mirrors.

 

[santuitman]

basset hound = Kim

Good analogy!

 

[MovingTarget]

She's just knocked up. IIRC, it may not even be a fetus yet. Perhaps a zygote - but I didn't read the article to find out how far along they are.

She's not a MILF. She isn't an M yet, and I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole. ILF? Do not want.

She might be a nice person off camera, but something seriously creeps me out about two attention whores of that magnitude spawning. I hope their offspring rebels at some point to become an accountant or something...

 

[JulesMaximus]

Sorry, not a Mom until a baby passes between those thighs.

 

[techs]

Negative Ghostrider, Americans believe Personhood therefore Motherhood exists as soon as the sperm hit the egg.

Negative. Personhood begins with the sperm and the egg. Why should bringing them together make any difference?

Masturbation is murder.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

This is all part of Kim's plan to make her ass look smaller by growing the stomach to compensate.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Didn't Kanye write a song about avoiding this very scenario?

Oh yeah, he did. Appropriately titled "Gold Digger,"

[Jamie Foxx]
She take my money, well I'm in need
Yeah she's a triflin' friend indeed
Oh she's a gold digger way over time
That digs on me

[Chorus:]
(She give me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (She steal me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke(I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head


[Verse 1:]
[Jamie Foxx's lyrics repeated across verse]
Cutie da bomb
Met her at a beauty salon
With a baby Louis Vuitton
Under her under arm
She said I can tell you rock
I can tell by ya charm
Far as girls you got a flock
I can tell by ya charm and ya arm
but I'm lookin' for the one
have you seen her?
My psychic told me she gonna have a ass like Serena
Trina, Jennifer Lopez, four kids
An' I gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz
Okay get ya kids but then they got they friends
I pulled up in the Benz, they all got up in
We all went to din and then I had to pay
If you fuckin' with this girl then you betta' be paid
You know why
Take too much to touch her
From what I heard she got a baby by Busta
My best friend say she used to fuck with Usher
I don't care what none of y'all say I still love her

[Chorus:]
(she give me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (she give me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head


[Verse 2:]
[Jamie Foxx's lyrics repeated across verse]
18 years, 18 years
She got one of yo' kids, got you for 18 years
I know somebody payin' child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV, any given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was supposed to buy ya shorty Tyco with ya money
She went to the doctor got lipo with ya money
She walkin' around lookin' like Michael with ya money
Shoulda' got that insured, GEICO for ya moneeey(your money)
If you ain't no punk holla' we want pre-nup
WE WANT PRE-NUP!, yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo' ass she gon' leave with half
18 years, 18 years
And on her 18th birthday, he found out it wasn't his?

[Chorus:]
(she give me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
But she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (she give me money)
Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (When I'm in need)
but she ain't messin' wit no broke, broke (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head get down (I gotta leave)
Get down girl, go 'head

Now I ain't sayin' you a gold digger, you got needs
You want a dude to smoke, but he can't buy weed
You go out to eat, can't pay, y'all can't leave
There's dishes in the back, he gotta roll up his sleeves
But while y'all washin', watch him
He gon' make it to a Benz out of that Datsun
He got that ambition, baby look in his eyes
(Ray Charles comes in)
This week he's moppin' floors, next week it's the fries
So, stick by his side
I know these dude's ballin, and yeah that's nice
And they gon' keep callin' and tryin'
But you stay right, girl
But when you get on, he leave yo' ass for a white girl


Get down girl, go 'head get down
Get down girl, go 'head get down
Get down girl, go 'head get down
Get down girl, go 'head
(She give my money)
Let me hear that back

 

[dmcowen674]

Masturbation is murder.

Many Americans agree

Save the cells!!!

Most ATOTers are guilty of murder and should be executed.

 

[iRONic]

Nasty bitch...

 

[dmcowen674]

Nasty bitch...

That's what makes her so hot but of course ATOTers wouldn't know anything about that.

 

[tboo]

Her fat ass will be getting fatter.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

For the babies sake, ABORT.

 

[iRONic]

That's what makes her so hot but of course ATOTers wouldn't know anything about that.

Maybe to you she's "hot." Rock on wit yer bad self.

Used, shallow, and attention whoring isn't even remotely hot to me.

 

[bigrash]

Damn her ass is gonna blow up. Can't wait to see.

 

[ichy]

More trashy people getting pregnant outside of marriage. Yay

 

[mikegg]

Haters gon hate. I would smash that like no tomorrow. People here who say they wouldn't are just haters.

 

[cKGunslinger]

That child will be very humble and firmly grounded in reality..





And yes, gussied-up Kim is so fucking smashable. I don't know about just-woke-up Kim, but I'd probably hit that too.

 

[postmortemIA]

this is how our enemies will defeat us. We kill the worst in them (only the strongest survive), and keep reproducing the worst in us...

 

[andylawcc]

She's not a mother yet, she's just pregnant.

werd.

i hope Kanye learn from his own Gold-digger song.... (not sure who's richer though)

 

[Howard]

Is nobody concerned about this? Two of the most vain people on the planet just conceived...their offspring will be a black hole of media attention. All channels will show nothing but 24/7 coverage of this kid!

I'm afraid.

Why can't we have white holes, huh?

 

[Howard]

Damn her tits are gonna blow up. Can't wait to see.

fixed

 

[mikegg]

I don't see how people find her attractive. She's got a *nice* face but nothing outstanding. Her body isn't *that* great. I'm not saying shes ugly, but I guess I just don't see what everyone else sees.

I find her amazingly attractive. That body... :thumbsup: I'm an ass-man though.

 

[gorcorps]

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

Not because of appearance, she's definitely good looking, but fuck knows what's crawling around down there

 

[Sixguns]

So when will E! be giving her a show about it?

 

[iRONic]

I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

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