kissing mistakes

[timmyG]

i thought this was pretty funny.

The following is a list of kisses you should avoid:
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The Lizard: Your tongue darts in and out of her mouth like a reptile probing for its next victim.

The Roto Rooter: Your tongue ventures so far down her throat that it actually begins to choke her.

The Swordfish: You operate your tongue much like a swordfish, and use your nose in a blunt and violent manner.

The Deep Sea Diver: You rarely come up for air.

Frozen in Time: You never change the position, posture, or angle of your head.

The Squid: You seem to emit an awful smell and taste. All she can think of is how to slip you a breath mint.


taken from askmen.com

 

[ohtwell]

I hate kisses that are too wet.

I don't mind swapping spit with you but I don't want all the spit that you have.





: ) Amanda

 

[gopunk]

knocking teeth is pretty bad

 

[Ulfwald]

Getting braces locked is another bad one.

 

[metallibloke]

When we went clubbing a few years ago, one of my friends managed to fracture his girlfriends jaw when they kissed! Apparantly, at the time she thought it was just her jaw 'clicking' at the joint (like when you crack your knuckles), but then her face started to swell up, and it really hurt!

 

[Orsorum]

My favorite type of kiss... slow, wandering, and soft.

 

[bmacd]

some of those kisses are the secret to kissing "the land down under"

-=bmacd=-

edit: correction, every single one of those can be applied. LOL @ the last one...too funny in the situation.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: bmacd
some of those kisses are the secret to kissing "the land down under"

-=bmacd=-

:Q

 

[bmacd]

This thread should be re-titled to the success and secrets of kissing. Kissing Mistakes is soooo wrong.

-=bmacd=-

 

[StattlichPassat]

Originally posted by: Zakath15

Originally posted by: bmacd
some of those kisses are the secret to kissing "the land down under"

-=bmacd=-

:Q

 

[Deftones94x]

hahaha

 

[wolf550e]

Originally posted by: Ulfwald
Getting braces locked is another bad one.

:Q:Q:Q

 

[bmacd]

afternoon bump

-=bmacd=-

 

[ohtwell]

My favorite kind of kiss is one that is filled with a lot of passion. If I can feel it all the way down to my toes then it's good.






: ) Amanda

 

[hoihtah]

all good kisses must have these three things.

1. wet
2. playful
3. voluptuous

 

[CraigRT]

haha, some of that list, and some of the responses are just hilarious!!
yeah i agree with mostly everyone...the list is right on

 

[Shelly21]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I hate kisses that are too wet.

I don't mind swapping spit with you but I don't want all the spit that you have.





: ) Amanda

Ah, the infamous Wet Dog....... Yuck....

 

[TimberWolf]

If I can feel it all the way down to my toes then it's good.

If the other party has made it down to your toes, things are generally going pretty well too!

 

[Fritzo]

Don't forget "The Brillo"...where you forgot to trim your goatee and she's left with her lips looking like you buffed them with 30 grit sand paper

 

[Hammer]

Originally posted by: Shelly21

Originally posted by: ohtwell
I hate kisses that are too wet.

I don't mind swapping spit with you but I don't want all the spit that you have.





: ) Amanda

Ah, the infamous Wet Dog....... Yuck....

Don't forget to give the side of her face a big lick when you're done.

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: ohtwell
My favorite kind of kiss is one that is filled with a lot of passion. If I can feel it all the way down to my toes then it's good.






: ) Amanda

If he's smart he starts at my toes and works his way up !

 

[Meltz]

The worst kisses I've received came from a woman who really had trouble figuring out where my mouth was. She'd always end up kissing half my mouth and half my cheek.

 

[db]

Andrew Dice Clay:
"...so I'm standing in line at the bank
with my tongue up the *ss of the girl in front of me.
She turns around and says: 'Do I know you?'"

 

[bmacd]

my friend has a big collection of that guy from HBO and George Carlin.

-=bmacd=-

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: bmacd
This thread should be re-titled to the success and secrets of oral sex. Kissing Mistakes is soooo wrong.

-=bmacd=-