Kooky asian chick

[iwearnosox]

Sent me this, what does "flat-front" mean?

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im descriminating with high standard taste , seldom give flattery only to those deserving... youre just way tooo COOL dearie..

hmm, dont give me flattery, im afraid to get flat-front,,,*joke* got lots of that...

stay as you are

G

 

[Joemonkey]

Originally posted by: Sifl
Sent me this, what does "flat-front" mean? ------------------------- im descriminating with high standard taste , seldom give flattery only to those deserving... youre just way tooo COOL dearie.. hmm, dont give me flattery, im afraid to get flat-front,,,*joke* got lots of that... stay as you are G

??? got me, never heard it before

nothing on urbandictionary.com either

 

[MeanMeosh]

flat fronted = flat chested? especially since she says she's joking and got lots of that?

 

[bootymac]

Originally posted by: Sifl

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im descriminating with high standard taste , seldom give flattery only to those deserving... youre just way tooo COOL dearie..

hmm, dont give me flattery, im afraid to get flat-front,,,*joke* got lots of that...

stay as you are

G

*brain explodes*

 

[dighn]

is that english?! :Q

 

[tallest1]

Original Message
im descriminating with high standard taste , seldom give flattery only to those deserving... youre just way tooo COOL dearie..

hmm, dont give me flattery, im afraid to get flat-front,,,*joke* got lots of that...

stay as you are

Translation
I'm super picky, so if I find one thing I don't like about you (ie. lack of a fast car and money), you're gone. Don't expect the slightest complement unless you spend a lot of money on me. I have so many flirty male friends that I've heard all the lines so don't bother.

I like you as a friend but if you want to give me stuff or be my cuddle bitch, you're more than welcome

 

[EvilYoda]

hehe. cuddle bitch. you get my nod for phrase of the evening.

 

[Rumpltzer]

Originally posted by: Sifl
Sent me this, what does "flat-front" mean?

hmm, dont give me flattery, im afraid to get flat-front,,,*joke* got lots of that...

Oh, yeah, this is a winner! The psycho chicks are always the MOST fun!!!

I think that the "flat-front" thing is a play in the word "flattery"... and I imagine it has something to do with her chest.

pics?

 

[cerebusPu]

she has crappy writing skills. so hard to read~! *brain explodes*

yeah..i agree with Rumpltzer. it sounds like a play on flattery, and jokes about her flat chest.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
hehe. cuddle bitch. you get my nod for phrase of the evening.

I wouldn't mind being some hot chick's cuddle bitch Especially if it's a hot asian chick

 

[cerebusPu]

you forget, its a asian chick with flat chest.

flat chests just dont turn me on for some reason.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: cerebusPu
you forget, its a asian chick with flat chest.

flat chests just dont turn me on for some reason.

As long as there's enough for a mouthful

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
hehe. cuddle bitch. you get my nod for phrase of the evening.

I wouldn't mind being some hot chick's cuddle bitch Especially if it's a hot asian chick

Its living a lie. And not only that, its living a lie with the biggest, bluest balls concieved by man AND having to put up with all of her bull sh!t about other guys and "how sweet you are".

Cuddle bitch =! life

EDIT: Learn more about your hopeless situtation

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: EvilYoda
hehe. cuddle bitch. you get my nod for phrase of the evening.

I wouldn't mind being some hot chick's cuddle bitch Especially if it's a hot asian chick

Its living a lie. And not only that, its living a lie with the biggest, bluest balls concieved by man AND having to put up with all of her bull sh!t about other guys and "how sweet you are".

Cuddle bitch =! life

teh noes!!! I just want to be close to someone is all... Why must I be the alones???11one

 

[psianime]

Ahh... flast chest syndrome. Effects 9 out of 10 Asian girls.

Boobs are nice on an Asian girl... but I'd take a nice face over nice boobs any day.

 

[Flyermax2k3]

Originally posted by: psianime
Ahh... flast chest syndrome. Effects 9 out of 10 Asian girls.

Boobs are nice on an Asian girl... but I'd take a nice face over nice boobs any day.

google Aki Kawamura, or just search for her on pics.bbzzdd.com, I've got a few pics of her up on there drool... I love her...

 

[cerebusPu]

Im going to japan this summer to visit my sister. =)

 

[iwearnosox]

Sorry just got back. No, she has huge gazangos, they're at least D's, so that's not what she meant.

 

Is she retarded by any chance?

 

[rh71]

a facade ?

 

[PunDogg]

dude kick her in the teeth and save your self some trouble

Dogg

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: Sifl
Sorry just got back. No, she has huge gazangos, they're at least D's, so that's not what she meant.

Assuming this isn't a mail order bride (broken engrish) wait until you get the clothes off to verify how much stuffing, duct tape and pushing up went into the 'look'.

I have heard flat-fronted used by some to mean 'serious'.

Å

 

[Sid59]

maybe flat front means she has recessed nipples.

 

[Adul]

Originally posted by: Flyermax2k3

Originally posted by: psianime
Ahh... flast chest syndrome. Effects 9 out of 10 Asian girls.

Boobs are nice on an Asian girl... but I'd take a nice face over nice boobs any day.

google Aki Kawamura, or just search for her on pics.bbzzdd.com, I've got a few pics of her up on there drool... I love her...

:Q:Q:Q:Q

indeed

 

[tm37]

Originally posted by: Sid59
maybe flat front means she has recessed nipples.

:Q

PICS?