Lance Armstrong and Ashley Olsen

[moshquerade]

Romance Report: Ashley and Lance Lock Lips

Is Lance Armstrong just a shiny red sports car (with bike rack, natch) away from a full-blown and slightly early midlife crisis? The seven-time Tour de France champ, 36, has apparently pedaled directly into the pouty lips of 21-year-old Ashley Olsen. (Go on, say it, we'll wait: Ew.) The squicky twosome -- the teensy, fashion-forward twin is closer in age to Armstrong's 8-year-old son than she is to him -- turned up Monday night at Manhattan hot spot Rose Bar, where a spy snitches to the New York Post, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2 a.m."

The New York Daily News also caught them "nuzzling up" that night, with an eyewitness recalling, "Ashley and Lance settled in and within minutes, he was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl. They totally looked like they were on a date." Armstrong recently ended his romance with designer Tory Burch, while older guy-preferring Olsen has dated Tsubi jeans exec Greg Chait, club owner Scott Sartiano and Jared Leto.

http://tv.msn.com/tv/hotgossip/10-31-07_2?gt1=7703

 

[JulesMaximus]

Well, at least we know he's not gay...he's just into fucking corpses.

 

[Gibson486]

Jebus.....I guess she really like older men, which is kind of ironic since older men couldn't wait for her to turn 18.

 

[MaxDepth]

he was whispering in her ear and she was giggling like a schoolgirl.

Uhm...because she is young enough to be a schoolgirl?
Yikes!

By the way, which one is she? The anorexic or the bulimic?

 

[George P Burdell]

Give the guy a break, he only has half a pair.

 

[Anubis]

IDK about a relationship, he just took the town bike out for a spin

 

[StageLeft]

Vomits

 

[clamum]

I thought he was with Sheryl Crow or somethin.

 

[crystal]

man - that is so wrong...

 

[JasonE4]

At least he went for the hot(ter) one.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: clamum
I thought he was with Sheryl Crow or somethin.

that was awhile ago.

 

[Juno]

 

[Lazy8s]

Aww give them a break, they're about the same size and they're both about the same thickness (for very different reasons). I think they go well togeather, maybe if they walk side-by-side people will be able to see them coming...

 

[Regs]

Only an age difference of 2 or so decades.

 

[HammerCurl]

I'm getting a Livestrong bracelet now.

 

[lupi]

Well, at least he can say he hit it; and while it's still reasonably tight.

 

[PrinceofWands]

More power to both of them. She has a mature, strong man in her life, he has vibrance and fresh perspective in his. My parents were 10 years apart, not much different than these two really. Age differences are really irrelevant.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Fuck, I'd do it too. Even with one nut he's got more balls than I do.

 

[MisterJackson]

I'm 30 and have dated a few 21 year olds....they're fun while they last. I hope when I'm 36 I'm still able to pull 21 year olds (assuming I'm not on lock down by then, read = marriage).

I do have an advantage in that I look like I'm 24'ish though!

I'd have never guessed these two getting together though. I say more power to him, although it WON'T last long.

 

[conehead433]

What's wrong with you people? Decent looking, young chick worth about half a billion dollars. all the guys here saying no must be gay.

 

[Squisher]

Well, they'll both be able to wear each other's pants.

 

[RapidSnail]

Originally posted by: LoKe
Fuck, I'd do it too. Even with one nut he's got more balls than I do.

rotfl!!!

 

[thepd7]

If someone murdered Lance I wouldn't be sad, he is a horrible horrible person.

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: conehead433
What's wrong with you people? Decent looking, young chick worth about half a billion dollars. all the guys here saying no must be gay.

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: thepd7
If someone murdered Lance I wouldn't be sad, he is a horrible horrible person.

Ok...