Lanudry...

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
If you wish a painful and slow death, dry her bras.

ROTFL!!!

You're not kidding, she did however insist on teaching me the right way to do it...

As a consolution prize, I insisted on washing ALL the bras she brought with her, including the one she was wearing. So it wasn't all bad.

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
One day, a few years ago, I was home while my wonderful wife was at work. I decided to help out by doing the laundry.

You have to understand that my idea of washing clothes is to grab an armload, throw it in the washer, dump in an unmeasured amount of soap, fire it up and let 'er rip.

Needless to say, I am banned from washing anything other than my own clothes now.

Am I smarter than the average bear (dog)?

LOL!!!

Yep, you sure are...

I should have thought of that before I let her teach me how to do it right. Now I hardly have an excuse...

Hmm, maybe that was her plan... She let me strip her naked once in the laundry room, I get to wash her clothes for life...

Wait just a minute...

I think I got screwed!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
One day, a few years ago, I was home while my wonderful wife was at work. I decided to help out by doing the laundry.

You have to understand that my idea of washing clothes is to grab an armload, throw it in the washer, dump in an unmeasured amount of soap, fire it up and let 'er rip.

Needless to say, I am banned from washing anything other than my own clothes now.

Am I smarter than the average bear (dog)?

LOL!!!

Yep, you sure are...

I should have thought of that before I let her teach me how to do it right. Now I hardly have an excuse...

Hmm, maybe that was her plan... She let me strip her naked once in the laundry room, I get to wash her clothes for life...

Wait just a minute...

I think I got screwed!

Oh, you did. Now shut up, sit back, and let the dryer do the work.

- M4H

 

[jayglick]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: HappyPuppy
One day, a few years ago, I was home while my wonderful wife was at work. I decided to help out by doing the laundry.

You have to understand that my idea of washing clothes is to grab an armload, throw it in the washer, dump in an unmeasured amount of soap, fire it up and let 'er rip.

Needless to say, I am banned from washing anything other than my own clothes now.

Am I smarter than the average bear (dog)?

LOL!!!

Yep, you sure are...

I should have thought of that before I let her teach me how to do it right. Now I hardly have an excuse...

Hmm, maybe that was her plan... She let me strip her naked once in the laundry room, I get to wash her clothes for life...

Wait just a minute...

I think I got screwed!

You asked for ALL her bras and then got screwed????

 

[Spoooon]

I hate doing laundry but it's not so bad going to the laundrymat/bar that I use.

 

[CurtCold]

Nice sig SPOOOON

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: jayglick
You asked for ALL her bras and then got screwed????

No, I mean she let me strip her naked in the laundry room so I could wash all her clothes. We did this when she was teaching me how to wash her delicates...

She normally is shy undressing in front of me, so I was touched that she let me do that... (I was fully clothed, making it even more sexy).

I think her scheme was to trick me into doing it once so that any time she had delicates to be washed, I couldn't claim ignorance.



(on the plus side, we did have sex on the washer & dryer that day, so it wasn't all bad)

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Oh, you did. Now shut up, sit back, and let the dryer do the work.

- M4H

LOL! I think she'd kill me if I did that to her bras!

Grasshopper