Wow, poor guy. Can you imagine just waking up one day with a ball bag the size of a soccer ball?
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Really makes me realize how you can take simple mobility for granted. Still, this guy was big, article says 300lbs and he doesn't appear short. I remember seeing on the BBC a long time ago some kind of show about 'strange things from around the world,' and in it was a segment on this tiny Asian guy (either India or Indonesia, I don't remember which) who had a gigantic scrotum. This thing had to have weighed better than double his own normal body weight, unfreaking believable. They showed this guy sitting on his junk at the end too irc, quite SouthPark-esque.
1 million dollars, feh!
Tap that sucker like a maple tree, just chill near the tub for a whole day! After some duck tape and ice he'll be right as rain!