Nograts
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That ugly chick would have taken a pounding the first night. Plus, fuck clothes.
Haaaahahaha! High five man!
That ugly chick would have taken a pounding the first night. Plus, fuck clothes.
Also, I would have reestablished the Mormon church immediately, in case we came across another surviving woman.
It's up to two so far but I don't think he found the gold plates as it wasn't in his collection that we have seen so far.
Here is one of my favorite conversations in South Carolina.
I worked with a guy, I found out him and his girlfriend had the same name:
Me: I didn't know you guys got married
Him: We didn't
Me: How come you have the same last name?
Him: Weird story: her mom and my mom are sisters
Me:...
Me:.........
Me: That makes you first cousins.
Him: No it doesn't. We have the same dad.
Me: !?! (throw up in mouth because they have a kid)
I felt kind of bad for the guy...he got stuck with an ugly woman...and bat-shit crazy too.
I know you're not supposed to stick your dick in crazy... but I'd take a run at Kristen Schaal. Crazy is fun.
I haven't seen this show yet, but I remember her from Flight of the Concordes. She was a weirdo in that, but still doable.
lol She's trying to be funny in most of those google image pics. She looks better in motion, but to me a sense of humor is an attractive quality. Like Rebel Wilson would make my list of doable.
I actually hated it. Not funny. And as stated previously its a SNL skit worthy idea, not a weekly tv sitcom wothy idea.
It's a one joke show with unlikable (for me) characters, and that one joke gets less funny each time they land on it. And land on it they do, over and over and over.