Dude,
Get some warm liver and a copy of Penthouse Forums......Need I say more? If this girl is asking for a cooling off period, it has to be from you IM, calling, Paging, sniffing her underwear, getting a pube found on her bathroom floor DNA analyzed, etc. Trust me I've been there. Not the warm liver part, I just lay on my arm until it "falls asleep" and then tape it partly shut.....it'll feel like someone else....anyways. I was in a long distance relationship. Atlanta to NY. (it worked out for us - now married with two kids...I think they're mine LOL) It had the same problems. Cool off, lay low and then when it's been a few weeks, go see her and beat the crap out of the anal hamster intruding guy James. Sniff his finger, if it seems familiar, nail her roommate. If it smells like Phil McKracken, James' Roommate, then still beat the crap out of him and still nail her roommate. She has you following like a lost puppy. When she thinks she's losing you, she'll come running. Be a little distanct. Act like you have a hobby and are out more than you actually are.
Here's what she's done to you:
Head in James' lap - gets you mad, but she still has you following around
Old BF kisses her and she doesn't tell you - She's sitting around the frat house laughing her ass off as she tells these guys about you.
Gets on the defensive whenever you directly ask her about the "problem" - DING DING DING, she's guilty. She goes on the offensive so you back off...She's feeling guilty.
- I bet $5.37 that when you go and see her, you'll ge the booty, but she'll be cold and distant, then only want to take you to "out of the main stream places" or stay in her dorm with you. Ask to go to some parties or go around campus. She'll balk.............
Get some warm liver and a copy of Penthouse Forums......Need I say more? If this girl is asking for a cooling off period, it has to be from you IM, calling, Paging, sniffing her underwear, getting a pube found on her bathroom floor DNA analyzed, etc. Trust me I've been there. Not the warm liver part, I just lay on my arm until it "falls asleep" and then tape it partly shut.....it'll feel like someone else....anyways. I was in a long distance relationship. Atlanta to NY. (it worked out for us - now married with two kids...I think they're mine LOL) It had the same problems. Cool off, lay low and then when it's been a few weeks, go see her and beat the crap out of the anal hamster intruding guy James. Sniff his finger, if it seems familiar, nail her roommate. If it smells like Phil McKracken, James' Roommate, then still beat the crap out of him and still nail her roommate. She has you following like a lost puppy. When she thinks she's losing you, she'll come running. Be a little distanct. Act like you have a hobby and are out more than you actually are.
Here's what she's done to you:
Head in James' lap - gets you mad, but she still has you following around
Old BF kisses her and she doesn't tell you - She's sitting around the frat house laughing her ass off as she tells these guys about you.
Gets on the defensive whenever you directly ask her about the "problem" - DING DING DING, she's guilty. She goes on the offensive so you back off...She's feeling guilty.
- I bet $5.37 that when you go and see her, you'll ge the booty, but she'll be cold and distant, then only want to take you to "out of the main stream places" or stay in her dorm with you. Ask to go to some parties or go around campus. She'll balk.............