Latest Flat Earth news!

[So]

http://www.alaska.net/~clund/e_djublonskopf/Flatearthsociety.htm

This is a must bookmark, because if I say it often enough and loudly enough it'll start to sound believable.

 

[uhohs]

i prefer hollow earth

 

[yllus]

The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: uhohs
i prefer hollow earth

Tell it's an alternative 'theory' and I must accept all 'theories' as equal.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

So...the cheese Farmers are conspiring against us with the global government to artifically inflate the prices of cheese that we could just dig up ourselves!?!? OMG!!1!!oneohone!!!!

 

[Dirigible]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

So...the cheese Farmers are conspiring against us with the global government to artifically inflate the prices of cheese that we could just dig up ourselves!?!? OMG!!1!!oneohone!!!!

No, silly. It's the moon that's made of cheese. It costs a pretty penny to run the moon mining operation. Cheese prices are legit.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

So...the cheese Farmers are conspiring against us with the global government to artifically inflate the prices of cheese that we could just dig up ourselves!?!? OMG!!1!!oneohone!!!!

No, you IDIOT. GAH. When you with people WAKE UP and stop paying attention to the mainstream press that continuously LIES to you? Stop watching TELEVISION and go seek out ALTERNATE sources that will show you the REAL truth. Right now you're BLIND.

 

[pinion9]

This...this has to be a joke? Right? No one really believes the earth is flat...right?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

So...the cheese Farmers are conspiring against us with the global government to artifically inflate the prices of cheese that we could just dig up ourselves!?!? OMG!!1!!oneohone!!!!

No, silly. It's the moon that's made of cheese. It costs a pretty penny to run the moon mining operation. Cheese prices are legit.

No way...the government is artificially inflating launch costs. Don't you know that with 1 liter of sugar water, you could get to the moon? The government is hiding it's secret moon cheese mining operations to keep fat cat cheese moguls in power. Where do you think government cheese comes from?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

So...the cheese Farmers are conspiring against us with the global government to artifically inflate the prices of cheese that we could just dig up ourselves!?!? OMG!!1!!oneohone!!!!

No, you IDIOT. GAH. When you with people WAKE UP and stop paying attention to the mainstream press that continuously LIES to you? Stop watching TELEVISION and go seek out ALTERNATE sources that will show you the REAL truth. Right now you're BLIND.

How do I know you're not part of the conspiracy?!

 

[sinucus]

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

No dummy, you got it wrong. The MOON is made of cheese! Google says so and I believe them! When has Google ever been wrong?

 

[Unheard]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

So...the cheese Farmers are conspiring against us with the global government to artifically inflate the prices of cheese that we could just dig up ourselves!?!? OMG!!1!!oneohone!!!!

No, silly. It's the moon that's made of cheese. It costs a pretty penny to run the moon mining operation. Cheese prices are legit.

No way...the government is artificially inflating launch costs. Don't you know that with 1 liter of sugar water, you could get to the moon? The government is hiding it's secret moon cheese mining operations to keep fat cat cheese moguls in power. Where do you think government cheese comes from?

Actually, the government is planing on blowing up the moon in order to prevent the cheese secrets stored there from ever getting out into the mainstream.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

So...the cheese Farmers are conspiring against us with the global government to artifically inflate the prices of cheese that we could just dig up ourselves!?!? OMG!!1!!oneohone!!!!

No, you IDIOT. GAH. When you with people WAKE UP and stop paying attention to the mainstream press that continuously LIES to you? Stop watching TELEVISION and go seek out ALTERNATE sources that will show you the REAL truth. Right now you're BLIND.

How do I know you're not part of the conspiracy?!

Because if I was one of THEM, I'd be hiding the REAL truth instead of trying to make people WAKE UP. Just look at the PROOF out there and you'll SEE.

 

[compnovice]

Originally posted by: pinion9
This...this has to be a joke? Right? No one really believes the earth is flat...right?

I beleive the earth is flat..... at the poles....

 

[OutHouse]

nice hijack guys.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Unheard

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

So...the cheese Farmers are conspiring against us with the global government to artifically inflate the prices of cheese that we could just dig up ourselves!?!? OMG!!1!!oneohone!!!!

No, silly. It's the moon that's made of cheese. It costs a pretty penny to run the moon mining operation. Cheese prices are legit.

No way...the government is artificially inflating launch costs. Don't you know that with 1 liter of sugar water, you could get to the moon? The government is hiding it's secret moon cheese mining operations to keep fat cat cheese moguls in power. Where do you think government cheese comes from?

Actually, the government is planing on blowing up the moon in order to prevent the cheese secrets stored there from ever getting out into the mainstream.

:Q

Save the space cheese! Save the space cheese!

Damn you nasa!

 

[slackerinabox]

NO! It's not about shape - it's about footprint! Can you fit the earth into a cube? I think not! Therefore... Sh1t.. I forgot the point I was trying to make.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: yllus

Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
How do I know you're not part of the conspiracy?!

Because if I was one of THEM, I'd be hiding the REAL truth instead of trying to make people WAKE UP. Just look at the PROOF out there and you'll SEE.

But how do I know that you're not just part of a conspiracy to cover up the real truth by getting me invovled with another conspiracy?

 

[So]

Originally posted by: Citrix
nice hijack guys.

Does it count as a hijack if the pilot agrees to change course?

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Originally posted by: Citrix
nice hijack guys.

Not as good as "This thread is now about steak".

 

[sinucus]

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: Dirigible

Originally posted by: So

Originally posted by: yllus
The Earth, I am quite convinced, is made of cheese.

So...the cheese Farmers are conspiring against us with the global government to artifically inflate the prices of cheese that we could just dig up ourselves!?!? OMG!!1!!oneohone!!!!

No, silly. It's the moon that's made of cheese. It costs a pretty penny to run the moon mining operation. Cheese prices are legit.

No way...the government is artificially inflating launch costs. Don't you know that with 1 liter of sugar water, you could get to the moon? The government is hiding it's secret moon cheese mining operations to keep fat cat cheese moguls in power. Where do you think government cheese comes from?

You don't even need 1 liter of sugar water, they've invented Perpetual Motion! It's all those Black Helicopters that fly over and secretly kill all the inventors and steal the technology man!

 

[Unheard]

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
NO! It's not about shape - it's about footprint! Can you fit the earth into a cube? I think not! Therefore... Sh1t.. I forgot the point I was trying to make.

Also on that note, the Earth is smaller than the new iPod Shuffle

 

[acemcmac]

I have seen with my own eyes the roundness of the earth. I really hope this is a joke.

 

[So]

Originally posted by: acemcmac
I have seen with my own eyes the roundness of the earth. I really hope this is a joke.

I think it's a joke, but I'm not 100% sure.

 

[slackerinabox]

Originally posted by: Unheard

Originally posted by: freedomsbeat212
NO! It's not about shape - it's about footprint! Can you fit the earth into a cube? I think not! Therefore... Sh1t.. I forgot the point I was trying to make.

Also on that note, the Earth is smaller than the new iPod Shuffle

Exactly! We should form a class action lawsuit and sue Apple on behalf of Earth!

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Elves!

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