LeBron James Joke (Choke?) Thread....

[MikeMike]

Reggie Miller came out of retirement just to give his best impersonation of LeBron.

I just heard that LeBron is leaving the NBA for the NHL. Someone told him a hockey game has only three periods.


LeBron just unveiled a new MaxiPad brand... It's good for 3 periods...

Why didn’t LeBron James go to college? Because he didn’t want to show up for finals.

Meatloaf is re-recording one of his old hits on honor of Lebron's finals performance. The new title is Three Out Of Four Ain't Bad

'If you ask LeBron for a dollar, he will only give you 75 cents. He doesn't give you the 4th quarter!"


What else you guys got?

Go CMavs

 

[OCGuy]

When ur at the movies, set your phone to lebron mode, no ring!


Most over-rated player in American professional sports history.

 

[zerocool84]

We already have a basketball thread. Ugg, even though you guys hate him you still jizz all over him and talk only about him.

 

[MikeMike]

When ur at the movies, set your phone to lebron mode, no ring!

I heard a few versions of that one... "David Stern and the NBA just introduced a Lebron James-branded cell phone. When receiving a call it only vibrates; no rings"

 

[SP33Demon]

You guys are gonna make Quebert cry.

 

[QueBert]

the rest of his team is just as much to blame, I mean James did score the same number of points that Dirk did. Dirk just was lucky he had teammates who picked up his slack.

The way I see it both are still huge choke artists.

uhh why the fuck would I cry sp33Demon? I'm a Celtics fan until the day I die.

 

[SandEagle]

Lebron James: knock knock.
OP: who's there?
Lebron: Lebron James
OP: Lebron James wh-- *pow, Lebron punches OP in the face*
Lebron: In yo face, beyotch

 

[MikeMike]

the rest of his team is just as much to blame, I mean James did score the same number of points that Dirk did. Dirk just was lucky he had teammates who picked up his slack.

The way I see it both are still huge choke artists.

uhh why the fuck would I cry sp33Demon? I'm a Celtics fan until the day I die.

Yea, but he is the 'best in the NBA'...

maybe best at choking... He seems to give up as soon as he feels that they don't have a chance... He does NOT go down swinging, he hopes mommy will come running to his rescue like she did back in High School..

 

[JS80]

 

[SP33Demon]

the rest of his team is just as much to blame, I mean James did score the same number of points that Dirk did. Dirk just was lucky he had teammates who picked up his slack.

The way I see it both are still huge choke artists.

uhh why the fuck would I cry sp33Demon? I'm a Celtics fan until the day I die.

Oh, in the NBA thread they were sayin you liked Lebron/Wade...

Just read that Lebron/Wade were fake coughing at Dirk before Game 5 when he was sick (and yet still won that game for the Mavs). Karma's a B.

 

[Oil]

Bosh is so overrated

 

[lupi]

if only there was already a basketball thread.

 

[zinfamous]

Most over-rated player in American professional sports history.

Hardly.

 

[QueBert]

Yea, but he is the 'best in the NBA'...

maybe best at choking... He seems to give up as soon as he feels that they don't have a chance... He does NOT go down swinging, he hopes mommy will come running to his rescue like she did back in High School..

Actually he's not the best at choking, Dirk has 13 seasons and has choked FAR more times. James is definitely top 5, but he will never surpass Dirk here.

 

[CPA]

Two of those "jokes" should be disqualified as they mention periods. NBA uses quarters, not periods, duh.

 

[Whoozyerdaddy]

Most over-rated player in American professional sports history.

Not even close.

 

[Awkward]

The way I see it both are still huge choke artists.

you're an idiot. how many points did Dirk score in 4th quarters again during the finals?

compare their 4th quarter stats. Dirk came through when it was needed time and time again.

 

[QueBert]

you're an idiot. how many points did Dirk score in 4th quarters again during the finals?

compare their 4th quarter stats. Dirk came through when it was needed time and time again.

I'm talking about yesterdays game, the most important of the series, if the rest of his team hadn't stepped up to make up for his missed shots they wouldn't have won. If you're going to factor in the other 5 games why not factor in his entire career?

Again they're both proven choke artists, and 1 good finals doesn't change the overall thing here. The entire Mami team played like shit yesterday, the league shouldn't even let them play next season. It's a shame Rondo got injured like he did or I wouldn't have had to watch an entire team play like pussies for the 4th quarter.

 

[MikeMike]

Actually he's not the best at choking, Dirk has 13 seasons and has choked FAR more times. James is definitely top 5, but he will never surpass Dirk here.

Dirk still got the ring...

LeBron did not choke the first time he made it to the Finals... That team had NO business making it that far.
LeBron choked majorly against Boston, he did THE EXACT thing, he checked out of the game.

LeBron had a team that had 2 superstars and a very good support member (bosh). After that, he literally checked out of game 4, game 5 and game 6...

 

[Miramonti]

I'm talking about yesterdays game, the most important of the series, if the rest of his team hadn't stepped up to make up for his missed shots they wouldn't have won. If you're going to factor in the other 5 games why not factor in his entire career?

Again they're both proven choke artists, and 1 good finals doesn't change the overall thing here. The entire Mami team played like shit yesterday, the league shouldn't even let them play next season. It's a shame Rondo got injured like he did or I wouldn't have had to watch an entire team play like pussies for the 4th quarter.

Quit whining.. Lebron James played like sh!t in the series and undermined his team's chance to win.

Game 6 Mavs won by 10, while James +/- was -24. Yet with Wade in the game, Miami outscored the Mavs by 3!

James destroyed Miami's chances with his head up his @ss the whole game (except for a 4/4 to start, before he shot himself out of the game faster than any know SUPASTAHHHHH in the history of the nba.

 

[HN]

Lebron james took his talents to 2nd place.

 

[ghost recon88]

http://www.sportspickle.com/opinion/6725/the-greater-man-upstairs-responds-to-kingjames

 

[Schfifty Five]

the rest of his team is just as much to blame, I mean James did score the same number of points that Dirk did. Dirk just was lucky he had teammates who picked up his slack.

The way I see it both are still huge choke artists.

uhh why the fuck would I cry sp33Demon? I'm a Celtics fan until the day I die.

b/c all you did was make up lame excuses as to why the Heat lost. You continuously bashed the mavs and dirk and if dirk missed just ONE shot, you explode in your pants and immediately started calling him a typical choker....the list goes on.

 

[Gibsons]

you're an idiot. how many points did Dirk score in 4th quarters again during the finals?

compare their 4th quarter stats. Dirk came through when it was needed time and time again.

I think Dirk score 62 points in the 4th quarters of the finals, as much as Wade and the Frozen One combined.

 

[M0oG0oGaiPan]

It's that whole black man white man thing again isn't it? You guys are racists