Hmm, I have the opposite problem, I want a sexy aluminum MacBook Pro running Ubuntu Linux, with a real keyboard (print screen, home, end, etc. keys) and most importantly a TrackPoint with the scroll button (part of IBM's UltraNav). I cannot use touch-pads and keyboards that lack the standard PC keys that are useful for text-entry.
IIRC, it violates the TOS to run the software on a non-mac. Not sure if it is really illegal if you buy the software, but it surely breaks the TOS if you install it on non-Apple hardware.