Lesbian Koalas shake Australia

Queasy

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"Lesbian Koalas".....I think we've finally found a term funnier than "Transgendered Midgets".
 

ElFenix

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appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity.
what was it tony soprano said about gay sex and prison?
 

preslove

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Where can I get ahold of these magical koala hormones?

Australia rocked by 'lesbian' koala revelation
Email this storyPrint this story11:00AM Sunday February 25, 2007
By Roger Dobson

Female koalas indulge in lesbian "sex sessions", rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.

The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.

Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three homosexual interactions for every heterosexual one.

"Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after," say the researchers.

"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.
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"One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males; another is that it is simply hormonal, or that it is a stress reliever.
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Excelsior

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"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.

Lesbian Koala Orgy?!
 

NiteWulf

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So what exactly makes it homosexual behavior? They didn't want to mate with the males and went to spend time with the females. Maybe they don't think the males are suitable partners. The females mounted each other. So? Were they actually engaging in sexual activity? Female dogs mount legs, couches, male dogs. It's not an inherently sexual act. If the females clearly engaged in sexual activity in a diverse population in the wild instead of engaging in sex with the available males, there would be a case for homosexuality. Instead, people choose to equate animal behavior with human behavior to justify their reasoning
 

Slacker

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity.
what was it tony soprano said about gay sex and prison?
Melfi changes the subject to men in Tony's profession going to jail, and how they can't be strangers to "male-male sexual contact." Tony's silent for a moment, before saying, "You get a pass for that." "Well, that's nice," she says flatly. Heh. Tony explains that with no women for five, ten years, what are you gonna do? Well, I went to college. Problem solved, my friend. Tony also takes great pains to let Melfi know that his own incarceration (?) was very short-term, so he never had any need for "anal, you know..."
 

Mutilator

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Lesbian Koala huh... perhaps it's time for me to finally change my gaming name. :laugh:
 

AdamK47

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The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.

They are born that way!!! Don't people get it?
 

mzkhadir

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Originally posted by: AdamK47
The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.

They are born that way!!! Don't people get it?

I dont think they do
 

lozina

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Jumped to conclusion there by calling it "lesbian"

It's like an alien race coming to Earth watching 2 guys in a Wreslting match and concluding it's homosexual.
 

Lonyo

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Originally posted by: lozina
Jumped to conclusion there by calling it "lesbian"

It's like an alien race coming to Earth watching 2 guys in a Wreslting match and concluding it's homosexual.

It's not?
 

randay

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Originally posted by: Lonyo
Originally posted by: lozina
Jumped to conclusion there by calling it "lesbian"

It's like an alien race coming to Earth watching 2 guys in a Wreslting match and concluding it's homosexual.

It's not?

royale rumble
 

Qwest

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and Koalas are the only other group besides humans that have unique fingerprints...no cheating on your female koala partner without a full investigation.

 

homercles337

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Originally posted by: NiteWulf
So what exactly makes it homosexual behavior? They didn't want to mate with the males and went to spend time with the females. Maybe they don't think the males are suitable partners. The females mounted each other. So? Were they actually engaging in sexual activity? Female dogs mount legs, couches, male dogs. It's not an inherently sexual act. If the females clearly engaged in sexual activity in a diverse population in the wild instead of engaging in sex with the available males, there would be a case for homosexuality. Instead, people choose to equate animal behavior with human behavior to justify their reasoning

Precisely. Its called anthropomorphism. There is little to no evidence of homosexuality in other animals, save for the cute little bonobo. G/G and B/B "encounters" often culminate in shrieks of "pleasure." That is the most conclusive evidence i have ever heard of, but all the other "animals are gay" rubbish is just that--rubbish. Im liberal, a scientist, and support gay rights (yes marriage too) so dont even attempt to interject some bias in this.
 

DaShen

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One theory put forward by the researchers is that the females do it to attract males...

Hahahaha. That made me laugh. Can you just picture the male koalas thinking "female on female action, that's hot"? :roll:
 

tfcmasta97

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Originally posted by: Excelsior
"On several occasions more than one pair of females shared the same pole, and multiple females mounted each other simultaneously. At least one multiple encounter involved five female koalas.

Lesbian Koala Orgy?!

hahaha picturing that in my head only makes me laugh
 
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