Let's be unrealistic - post something that you really want, but know you can't have.

[StormRider]

<< A smaller penis.
>>



And a bigger penis.

 

[kami]

<< I know!! Kami wants a threesome with Rosie and Arwen >>


Ohh..hey now! Don't give me any ideas here
btw it's Rose not Rosie... and 2-4 feet isnt't exactly my type but it sounds a little exotic. As for arwen hell yeah. i bet those Elves know how to do it...what with several millenia of experience and all

 

[Wallydraigle]

I want an island. I'm not too picky about it, as long as it is at least a few square miles in area, no large predators, capable of growing food, all that good stuff. Some caves would be a welcome touch, and a tropical climate would be very nice. I'm willing to compromise on most of those points, but it must be at least a thousand miles from anywhere. I don't want any visitors, because afterall it's my island, dammit. Yeah, that'd be nice.

 

[dexter333]

One of these

 

[KnickNut3]

This may look familiar..., but if she were real and in love with me, were smart, wholesome, loyal, and put out, that'd be sweet. Supersweet .

 

[pyonir]

to be happy.

 

[Azraele]

A new bathroom. Nothing fancy, just better than the current one. Whoever owned the house before us did a terrible job at "redoing" the bathroom. The ceiling is made of those cardboard type tiles (just great for a steamy shower environment, no?), they wallpapered it with contact paper (which promptly came down at the first sign of humidity, and lets not forget the gaping hole under the tub faucet that they'd also covered with contact paper.

 

[CStroman]

A railgun.

 

[Raspewtin]

complete spiritual detachment

 

[kgraeme]

<< complete spiritual detachment >>



You mean combat? Be careful what you wish for.

 

[kgraeme]

<< to live inside my dreams for the rest of my life. >>



Drugs will take care of that for you.

 

[kgraeme]

<<
But seriously, it would probably be freedom from guilt, freedom from responsibility, and immeasureable knowledge (not in that order). >>



Again, drugs. They'll give you the first, sort of the second, and make you think you have the third.

 

[DogDevil]

For all of you wishing for a supermodel or some other beautiful woman, I leave you with these words of wisdom:

Show me the most beautiful woman in the world, and I'll show you a guy who's tired of having sex with her...

Personality goes a long way, think about it, changed my whole outlook on women.

In the meantime, I think I'd take a simple, black pearl, Ferrari 550 Maranello and a house in Italy with my girlfriend

 

[Ender]

I know what kami wants! He wants to go back in time to meet J.R.R Tolkien!



Huzzah!

 

[Mister T]

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<< In terms of things you can buy, this would probably be the ultimate for me:

Gulfstream

I'd go for the Gulfstream V SP. Speed close to Mach 1, flys virtually anywhere in the world nonstop, is as quiet as a Lexus on the inside, and costs only $45 million. >>



Damn! I was gonna say that... I flew on a IV to Hamburg Germany and I pretty much had a wood all the way there and back. :Q >>



How about the G200? How much would that run? I think getting a pre-owned would be doable if you did a group buy with a few more people... >>



19.6 million new
The G200 isn't a genuine Gulfstream though, they're designed by IAI (Israeli Aircraft Industries)...the design was sold to General Dynamics, still built in Tel Aviv by IAI with the parts, maintenance, documentation supplied by Gulfstream. >>




Hmmm... still kind of pricy, how about a Cessna CJ2?

 

[Masas]

i want to be king of the world. or own/buy california.
it's been my dream since the 4th grade.

 

[audiophan]

not really what i want, but what i want to be

-- successful F1 Driver --

perks:
get to drive a 1000hp+ 10,000rpm+ Ferarri/McLauren/whatever @ 200+ mph, something that you could most likely never buy
hottie hot hot european model girlfriend
more money than any i could care to spend, i mean millions ^ 10th
being a superstar in half the countries of the world

 

[ultimatebob]

I want to be a top-secret government agent, like James Bond or that guy from Swordfish! They get to drive awesome sports cars, get gobs of cool techno gadgets, visit dozens of exotic locations throughout the world, and get to meet and kill a bunch of interesting people! Best of all, they always "save the day", and get the girl (or 2, or 3) at the end.

If you can think of a better dream job than that, please let me know! I need to set my career aspirations higher!

 

[audiophan]

<< I want to be a top-secret government agent, like James Bond or that guy from Swordfish! They get to drive awesome sports cars, get gobs of cool techno gadgets, visit dozens of exotic locations throughout the world, and get to meet and kill a bunch of interesting people! Best of all, they always "save the day", and get the girl (or 2, or 3) at the end. >>




yea, or that

 

[Imaginer]

A replay of childhood times.

 

[kuk]

<< That would be my ex-girlfriend. aka, HS sweetheart, aka, uber bitch. >>



Copy that ...

 

[notfred]

If I was gonna get a plane, I'd get a pitts S2C. A gulfstrem is nice, but not FUN.

 

[Kaervak]

Exact change in my pocket for whatever I buy regardless of it's price.

 

[Jeff7]

Darn. You and you're rules about no women.


I suppose a winning lottery ticket would be a good thing to have. You know, a winning ticket for those ridiculously high jackpots.

 

[thraashman]

I'll make it nice and simple. I want to have Hugh Hefner's life (at my age however).