Let's build a Presidential clown car!

[IronWing]

Trump is the horn.
Bush is the floor mat.
Christie is the spare tire.
Carson is the road atlas.
Clinton is the wiper.
Ryan is the gas cap.

 

[Moonbeam]

Cruz is the exhaust pipe.

 

[Doc Savage Fan]

...and Moonie is the driver.

 

[Bowfinger]

Cruz is the exhaust pipe.

Well played, MB. Well played.

 

[trenchfoot]

Good one Ironwing. However, my clown car looks this way:

Trump is the gremlin in the engine and transmission.
Bush is the loose nut behind the steering wheel.
Christie is the radiator that overheats at a moment's notice.
Carson is the chronically glitchy spastic Engine Control Module.
Clinton is the overbearing undecisive back seat driver mother-in-law.
Ryan is the defective parking brake that's making the car turn further and further to the right.

And this is the tune that Reince Priebus keeps playing on the radio:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-34Fdtg1dI

 

[Moonbeam]

I think Bush is the rear view mirror and Trump the vanity mirror or the hood ornament. I know a lot about mirrors.

Rubio is the child locks and Sanders the high beams or the navigation system. We beams recognize each other. Graham is the car alarm, Fiorina the tire screech, Huckabee the bubble head Jesus on the dash and Santorum the Jesus Saves bumper sticker. Pataki is the nut that holds the forward bushing onto the Gilmore over there that nobody know why either are there. Rand Paul is a cracked head.

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[Moonbeam]

Christi would make a good spare tire but he'd also make an excellent air bag.

 

[soundforbjt]

Carson's a pyramid shaped console where you store your nutra-grain bars...

 

[Moonbeam]

...and Moonie is the driver.

Yes, well I'm going back to England them where the people are sane and drive on the left. God I miss my Mercedes conferrable that I drove from Italy and all over the UK. My background screen is of a hundred black and white cows that came to the barb wire fence along the highway when I stopped besides their field to see them. Just now the brown fields of California are starting to green up for a few months like England is year round. Green fields make me feel happy.

 

[LunarRay]

Yes, well I'm going back to England them where the people are sane and drive on the left. God I miss my Mercedes conferrable that I drove from Italy and all over the UK. My background screen is of a hundred black and white cows that came to the barb wire fence along the highway when I stopped besides their field to see them. Just now the brown fields of California are starting to green up for a few months like England is year round. Green fields make me feel happy.

England... YUK!

There be a place a bit west of there seemingly all over green and the scent of peat bringing into focus the peace and tranquility that exists now that the radical jihadist Catholics and Protestants finally understand that God don't do politics.

What I don't get about the Republican group running for President is their lack of understanding regarding the powers they'd have is or should be limited to execution of the laws the Congress makes and not their wants and wishes to adopt the crown and assume the divine right of kings...

Could you imagine Fiorina as president... Or Christy ... omg that is a bridge too far.

Mirror, mirror on the wall whose the one to get the call?... Hillary of course!!

 

[kage69]

Cruz is the exhaust pipe.

At first I thought, oh how apropos, but then I thought 'No wait, that won't work. Cruz would want the exhaust moved to the front of the car, and if prevented from doing so would just then refuse to emit exhaust so the car couldn't move.'

Hrmmm, Cruz being able to restrain the fetid hot air that escapes from his face... that's probably too charitable for the man, even for this abstract fiction. Nevermind.

 

[kage69]

England... YUK!

There be a place a bit west of there seemingly all over green and the scent of peat bringing into focus the peace and tranquility that exists now that the radical jihadist Catholics and Protestants finally understand that God don't do politics.

What I don't get about the Republican group running for President is their lack of understanding regarding the powers they'd have is or should be limited to execution of the laws the Congress makes and not their wants and wishes to adopt the crown and assume the divine right of kings...

Could you imagine Fiorina as president... Or Christy ... omg that is a bridge too far.

Mirror, mirror on the wall whose the one to get the call?... Hillary of course!!

No, that's a fridge too far...

 

[soundforbjt]

Of course the car is limited to right turns only...and reverse.

 

[MongGrel]

Carson's a pyramid shaped console where you store your nutra-grain bars...

"My turn"

"Don't touch the trim"

Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode ...

()

 

[IronWing]

Fiorina is the engine. She fires on all eight cylinders.

 

[Moonbeam]

England... YUK!

There be a place a bit west of there seemingly all over green and the scent of peat bringing into focus the peace and tranquility that exists now that the radical jihadist Catholics and Protestants finally understand that God don't do politics.

What I don't get about the Republican group running for President is their lack of understanding regarding the powers they'd have is or should be limited to execution of the laws the Congress makes and not their wants and wishes to adopt the crown and assume the divine right of kings...

Could you imagine Fiorina as president... Or Christy ... omg that is a bridge too far.

Mirror, mirror on the wall whose the one to get the call?... Hillary of course!!

I have a close family member who has a family member that back in the last 60s was traveling in Ireland and stayed in a youth hostile that was a castle that was for sale for 10,000 dollars. That guy didn't buy it and has been kicking himself in the ass about it ever sense. It was a real fucking castle.

 

[IronWing]

It was a real fucking castle.

I think that would be a big hit at the county fair.

 

[Indus]

Sanders is the aged mahogany steering wheel.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

trumplestiltskin would be the most luxurious, gorgeous, garish spinning rims. All flash and zero function.

 

[kage69]

trumplestiltskin would be the most luxurious, gorgeous, garish spinning rims. All flash and zero function.

Two words: Corinthian leather.


Not at all classy, but it would repel facts and logic like so many beads of water, and just look at that warm, rich hue. :biggrin:

 

[rudder]

Hillary would make a great air bag. You know the type that blow up and shred your carotid artery. Of course all the emails about the coverup of the defective Hillary bags have been deleted.

 

[IronWing]

Of course all the emails about the coverup of the defective Hillary bags have been deleted.

Doh, that's why she's the wiper.

 

[IronWing]

Cruz is the broken curb feeler.

 

[HomerJS]

Ben Carson is Morgan Freeman


Someone will get that reference

 

[TheSlamma]

Clown car? more like War Wagon

Trump is the horn.
Bush is the floor mat.
Christie is the spare tire.
Carson is the road atlas.
Clinton is the wiper.
Ryan is the gas cap.

All of them can still have a role.