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I don't know what Teddy is up to but frankly, Ted Cruz would be the worst president of them all.
And that includes worse than Hillary or Bernie or even John Kerry (if he were running).
Yes. Worse than Rubio, worse than Kasich, and certainly worse than that unmentionable billionaire guy.
I don't know what Ted thinks he's doing, on all the talk shows trying to morph himself into the quote "only logical choice". The common ground guy. The true conservative <cough cough>.
Donald's problem is how much of a blowhard he comes off as.
Don just needs a few lessons in basic high school etiquette.
Try a little harder to avoid those embarrassing etiquette gaffes Don always runs into.
And Rubio? Marco would make more sense, look more at home running for class president.
And he would probably screw that up too.
Kasick? Republican don't like supporting nice guys. Especially nice guys that support marriage equality. That is, if Kasich still does but I haven't checked within the last ten minutes so that could have changed with old Kasich.
But this Ted Cruz guy?
Richard Nixon was very good at reinventing himself, over and over, as often as needed.
And it worked. Tricky Dick could always fool a republican.
Should tell you something, huh?
But Ted, aw Ted....
You're not fooling anyone, Ted.
We all know you just can't wait to shut down that government.
Your just itching for that chance. You can't stand the wait.
And Ted, you just can't wait to appoint Pat Robertson to the US Supreme Court.
Just can't wait to round up every homosexual and every woman even considering getting an abortion, then shoving them into rail boxcars and shipping them off to camp DAMNED TO HELL.
Toot! Toot!
Where the ovens run non stop day and night, and Auschwitz compared would seem a vacation get-a-way.
And we haven't even touched on Teddy and the US Constitution.
Which Teddy Cruz wants very much to do a lot of re-touching to.
What Ted could only do to THAT sacred document.
So, it is pretty strange watching old shut the government down damn the gays Ted Cruz going around and talking like, well like as if he were actually... human.
He's good at criticizing Trump, Ted's new found hobby it would seem, but no one does screw America like Ted would do screw America.
Hmmmm.
Ted vs Trump?
Ted vs Hitler?
Ted vs Satan?
I'd have to go with Satan.
And that includes worse than Hillary or Bernie or even John Kerry (if he were running).
Yes. Worse than Rubio, worse than Kasich, and certainly worse than that unmentionable billionaire guy.
I don't know what Ted thinks he's doing, on all the talk shows trying to morph himself into the quote "only logical choice". The common ground guy. The true conservative <cough cough>.
Donald's problem is how much of a blowhard he comes off as.
Don just needs a few lessons in basic high school etiquette.
Try a little harder to avoid those embarrassing etiquette gaffes Don always runs into.
And Rubio? Marco would make more sense, look more at home running for class president.
And he would probably screw that up too.
Kasick? Republican don't like supporting nice guys. Especially nice guys that support marriage equality. That is, if Kasich still does but I haven't checked within the last ten minutes so that could have changed with old Kasich.
But this Ted Cruz guy?
Richard Nixon was very good at reinventing himself, over and over, as often as needed.
And it worked. Tricky Dick could always fool a republican.
Should tell you something, huh?
But Ted, aw Ted....
You're not fooling anyone, Ted.
We all know you just can't wait to shut down that government.
Your just itching for that chance. You can't stand the wait.
And Ted, you just can't wait to appoint Pat Robertson to the US Supreme Court.
Just can't wait to round up every homosexual and every woman even considering getting an abortion, then shoving them into rail boxcars and shipping them off to camp DAMNED TO HELL.
Toot! Toot!
Where the ovens run non stop day and night, and Auschwitz compared would seem a vacation get-a-way.
And we haven't even touched on Teddy and the US Constitution.
Which Teddy Cruz wants very much to do a lot of re-touching to.
What Ted could only do to THAT sacred document.
So, it is pretty strange watching old shut the government down damn the gays Ted Cruz going around and talking like, well like as if he were actually... human.
He's good at criticizing Trump, Ted's new found hobby it would seem, but no one does screw America like Ted would do screw America.
Hmmmm.
Ted vs Trump?
Ted vs Hitler?
Ted vs Satan?
I'd have to go with Satan.