Let's go around the room and introduce ourselves and say one interesting thing about ourselves

[Mayne]

Okay, lets start with you....

 

[Sgt. York]

Not!

 

[Mayne]

My name is Jimmy Lloyd and I had a grade 12 spelling ability in grade 1.

 

[IronWing]

Hi, I'm IronWing and I am totally incapable of self-doubt.

 

[highland145]

I'm Jim Jones and, other than promoting drug use, I have carnal knowledge of your Moms.

 

[Mayne]

I was the first and last person to beat sewer shark on the sega cd console

 

[IronWing]

I ran a quarter mile in under four minutes.

 

[ImpulsE69]

I smell bacon.

 

[FeuerFrei]

Hello my name is Jimmy Pop, and I'm a dumb white guy

 

[RichUK]

Hi, I am Rich and I am from the UK.

UK > US?

 

[BurnItDwn]

I smell bacon.

Sorry, none left, I ate it all

 

[Stopsignhank]

Hi, My name is not Hank and I am taking a sexual harassment course at work right now. I think they are anti-harassment.

 

[purbeast0]

I'm purbeast and I got just got open water and advanced open water SCUBA certified 5 days ago and am damn happy about it, after trying to do it 3 months ago but getting sick while on vacation and not being able to finish it.

 

[Mayne]

I take the description of the Off Topic Forum Club literally, no fucking around.

 

[BudAshes]

Hi my name is Donald Trump, and my next insane move will be to make Ottawa the 51st state! Welcome to America bitch.

 

[Mayne]

thank you for sharing Donald

 

[Mayne]

you are not wrong. but thank you

 

[Thebobo]

I am Thebobo Nubleto

 

[BoomerD]

I'm Jim Jones and, other than promoting drug use, I have carnal knowledge of your Moms.

Daddy?

Hi, I'm Boomer and <THE INFO POSTED HAS BEEN REDACTED FOR NATIONAL SECURITY.>

 

[JEDIYoda]

My name is Donald Trump Jr. and I am here to tewll you all that my dad is da bestest Prezident in da hole woold!!!
My favorite war hero is my dad!!
My dad is smarter than all the general`s who have gone before him!!
Did I mention my dad just ordered a solid gold Toilet so as not to be outdone by him buddy and friend Kim Jong Un??
My dad says there are good people on both sides. Both sides of what?? The right and left side?
My dad also made a pass at Nancy Pelosi...….that went nowhere!!
My dad Loves you all!!

 

[Sgt. York]

Damn, still in your head.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Hi, my name is Red, and I have a beard. Some of my family and coworkers call me Moses.

 

[Mai72]

My mom says I'm a cutie!

 

[Jon-T]

HI! My name is Jon T and I have Hemorrhoids.

 

[olds]

Hi, I am Rich and I am from the UK.

UK > Brexit?

Rich? Can I have a couple of pounds?