Liars are awesome

[nick1985]

My GF cuts hair and hears all sorts of delusions of grandeur from the customers, lots of "doctors", "lawyers", "Investors", yadda yadda. I'm sure some of them are, but I'm sure a lot of them are full of it.

So my GF was cutting this guys hair and he was an "aeronautical engineer", saying how he designed airplanes and parts. He paid and left, and my GF realized he had dropped a check, must have fallen out of his wallet. It was his pay stub from his trucking company, $643.

lol

She called him up and told him he dropped his check. Of course he came back in with his head down and uttered a "thanks" when he picked it up.

 

[rivan]

Maybe he's been laid off?

 

[calvinbiss]

What about the Indian stalker?

 

[lozina]

$643 ? For what, one week?

 

[nick1985]

What about the Indian stalker?

No sign, hopefully he's gone :thumbsup:

 

[nick1985]

$643 ? For what, one week?

Not sure, even if he was paid weekly (highly doubt it) that would still be low for that position. Not to mention the company was some sort of shipping/trucking company, and not an airplane company.

 

[zebano]

I nominate for self-ownage of the week.

 

[Jeeebus]

this may come as a shocker, but even we lawyers have hair that grows and needs to be cut.

that said, I generally prefer my barber/haircut engineer to stfu and cut my hair such that I don't need to discuss my profession with him/her.

 

[Rhezuss]

My GF cuts hair and hears all sorts of delusions of grandeur from the customers, lots of "doctors", "lawyers", "Investors", yadda yadda. I'm sure some of them are, but I'm sure a lot of them are full of it.

So my GF was cutting this guys hair and he was an "aeronautical engineer", saying how he designed airplanes and parts. He paid and left, and my GF realized he had dropped a check, must have fallen out of his wallet. It was his pay stub from his trucking company, $643.

lol

She called him up and told him he dropped his check. Of course he came back in with his head down and uttered a "thanks" when he picked it up.

HAHAHAH awesome i love it!

Remind of of this guy I worked with and in his last weeks at work said the place was shit and he had found THE place to work and that we were idiots to stay here just to realised he was going to jail...

Love these people!

 

[zebano]

this may come as a shocker, but even we lawyers have hair that grows and needs to be cut.

that said, I generally prefer my barber/haircut engineer to stfu and cut my hair such that I don't need to discuss my profession with him/her.

Wow someones has got a case of the Tuesdays!

 

[nick1985]

this may come as a shocker, but even we lawyers have hair that grows and needs to be cut.

that said, I generally prefer my barber/haircut engineer to stfu and cut my hair such that I don't need to discuss my profession with him/her.

I'm sure that they do, but when the vast majority of men that get their haircut all make 6 figures, its quick to tell that many of them are bullshitting. Especially when its in a men's salon stuffed with good looking hair stylists. Its pretty easy to see what they are trying to do.

But continue on with your rage

 

[Beev]

that said, I generally prefer my barber/haircut engineer to stfu and cut my hair such that I don't need to discuss my profession with him/her.

This!

I honestly do not care about my hair, and as such I get it cut at Great Clips . Every time I go in the stylist always wants to chat me up and it ends up being an awkward silence. Just cut my damn hair, lady. I'd tip them extra to not say a word except "How would you like your hair cut?"

 

[nick1985]

HAHAHAH awesome i love it!

Remind of of this guy I worked with and in his last weeks at work said the place was shit and he had found THE place to work and that we were idiots to stay here just to realised he was going to jail...

Love these people!

LOL! Chronic liars are the best people to fuck with :thumbsup:

 

[SandEagle]

LOL! Chronic liars are the best people to fuck with :thumbsup:

The irony

 

[lozina]

He probably lied just to get your GF to stop yapping!

"Yeah I'll just tell her I'm an aeronautic engineer and hopefully she'll find it boring and just shut up"

 

[zebano]

Wow this needs a pole: Do you want your barber/hair stylist to stfu or talk to you?

 

[Lamont Burns]

I'd rather someone who cuts my hair be a mute.

 

[bignateyk]

Much better when they just keep their mouth shut while cutting my hair. That said, either I cut my own hair, or my wife cuts it for me. I don't think i've been to a barber in 5 years.

 

[Rhezuss]

Wow this needs a pole: Do you want your barber/hair stylist to stfu or talk to you?

Mine is my gf so no problems here.

But a poll could be nice but you'll have to add one for the client: Do you lie or brag about your job/life to your barber/hair stylist just so you think because she smiles and talk to you you have a chance to get laid?

 

[ViviTheMage]

Not sure, even if he was paid weekly (highly doubt it) that would still be low for that position. Not to mention the company was some sort of shipping/trucking company, and not an airplane company.

shipping companies have planes tooo!!

 

[alkemyst]

did he pay and leave at the salon or somewhere else?

your g/f has a lot of drama.

 

[Platypus]

csb

 

[purbeast0]

i think the OP is pretty awesome.

 

[ZOOYUKA]

Did one of her customers tell you that Boise St was the best college football team in the nation?

 

[nick1985]

Did one of her customers tell you that Boise St was the best college football team in the nation?

No, but they all tell her there needs to be a playoff system.